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cookie clicker [addicting web game - stay away]
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#61
2 Frags +

after about 20 hours

http://i.imgur.com/3pTxJz9.png

after about 20 hours

http://i.imgur.com/3pTxJz9.png
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#62
3 Frags +

OH GOD THIS RIVALS SALTY BET

OH GOD THIS RIVALS SALTY BET
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#63
8 Frags +

what am i doing with my life

what am i doing with my life
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#64
0 Frags +

If you plan on letting the game play itself, your best bet is to only very few factories, mines and shipments. Stack up on grandmas, portals and eventually time machines. Cursors are whatever, do what you want. You don't really need to have a ton of alchemy labs, but they're good to keep purchasing for a little while.

You'll get to a point where purchasing anything lower than a time machine is pointless, but for awhile it's a good idea to stack portals as they continuously add more to your grandma's cookie output. +1 the first portal bought, +0.5 every other portal.

If you plan on letting the game play itself, your best bet is to only very few factories, mines and shipments. Stack up on grandmas, portals and eventually time machines. Cursors are whatever, do what you want. You don't really need to have a ton of alchemy labs, but they're good to keep purchasing for a little while.

You'll get to a point where purchasing anything lower than a time machine is pointless, but for awhile it's a good idea to stack portals as they continuously add more to your grandma's cookie output. +1 the first portal bought, +0.5 every other portal.
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#65
4 Frags +

That's silly advice. Each cookie facility has a certain value, and to optimize cookie production you need to calculate the production to cost ratio carefully.

For instance, mines are worth 2.5 times factories, so once the cost rises past 800 it would be better to invest in the 2000 cookie mine... one might think. But there's production lost in waiting for that 2000 to fill, so the actual limit is higher. Probably a bit over 900.

Grandma cookies are unique in that their production rate increases with subsequent upgrades, but as it stands they're rather worthless in the beginning stage until at least alchemy lab comes out, so I suggest you mass invest in them after you get portal.

Likewise, shipment is worth twice mines, so wait till the cost of a mine is at least 4000 before getting one. I'd recommend waiting until shipment is at least 20000 before getting alchemy lab, as the gap between those two is considerably large and a lot of opportunity costs are gained by waiting out the 70000 at a slow rate.

Cursors are worthless until elder pledge. Don't put much into it.

That's silly advice. Each cookie facility has a certain value, and to optimize cookie production you need to calculate the production to cost ratio carefully.

For instance, mines are worth 2.5 times factories, so once the cost rises past 800 it would be better to invest in the 2000 cookie mine... one might think. But there's production lost in waiting for that 2000 to fill, so the actual limit is higher. Probably a bit over 900.

Grandma cookies are unique in that their production rate increases with subsequent upgrades, but as it stands they're rather worthless in the beginning stage until at least alchemy lab comes out, so I suggest you mass invest in them after you get portal.

Likewise, shipment is worth twice mines, so wait till the cost of a mine is at least 4000 before getting one. I'd recommend waiting until shipment is at least 20000 before getting alchemy lab, as the gap between those two is considerably large and a lot of opportunity costs are gained by waiting out the 70000 at a slow rate.

Cursors are worthless until elder pledge. Don't put much into it.
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#66
0 Frags +

Yeah, but in the end you'll still have few factories, mines and shipments :P

Yeah, but in the end you'll still have few factories, mines and shipments :P
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#67
2 Frags +

Can we like, have a sub-forum for this specifically? I'm addicted :C

Can we like, have a sub-forum for this specifically? I'm addicted :C
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#68
1 Frags +

this is amazing

this is amazing
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#69
3 Frags +

i'd like to thank this community for completing my summer on a good note with saltybet and cookie clicker. you guys are the best
i'm at 70k cookies per second :)

i'd like to thank this community for completing my summer on a good note with saltybet and cookie clicker. you guys are the best
i'm at 70k cookies per second :)
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#70
0 Frags +

it was amusing until i found out how to cheat it. still a pretty cool game.

it was amusing until i found out how to cheat it. still a pretty cool game.
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#71
0 Frags +

i cant stop

http://i.imgur.com/44WRICD.png

my cursors look like monster teeth eating a giant cookie

i cant stop

[img]http://i.imgur.com/44WRICD.png[/img] my cursors look like monster teeth eating a giant cookie
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#72
4 Frags +

the grandma face is priceless

the grandma face is priceless
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#73
4 Frags +

Am I the only one who has had the game running all day long? Even while I'm afk/playing TF2

Am I the only one who has had the game running all day long? Even while I'm afk/playing TF2
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#74
2 Frags +

what have you done to us

what have you done to us
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#75
4 Frags +

i was just sitting with my team talking to them and i hear the words "dude how many grandmas do you have" and then the answer "i have 63 grandmas right now"

I love this game just for that fucking laugh

i was just sitting with my team talking to them and i hear the words "dude how many grandmas do you have" and then the answer "i have 63 grandmas right now"

I love this game just for that fucking laugh
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#76
0 Frags +

i left this on for 6 hours before figuring it out.

http://i.imgur.com/f5rD2kw.jpg

i left this on for 6 hours before figuring it out.

http://i.imgur.com/f5rD2kw.jpg
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#77
-1 Frags +

How are you actually getting that high? If I set my autoclocker to max speed it crashes my browser and still doesn't go higher than like 100k/minute

How are you actually getting that high? If I set my autoclocker to max speed it crashes my browser and still doesn't go higher than like 100k/minute
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#78
0 Frags +
the301stspartanHow are you actually getting that high? If I set my autoclocker to max speed it crashes my browser and still doesn't go higher than like 100k/minute

edit save

[quote=the301stspartan]How are you actually getting that high? If I set my autoclocker to max speed it crashes my browser and still doesn't go higher than like 100k/minute[/quote]

edit save
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#79
-1 Frags +

you definitely cheated for that in 6 hours

you definitely cheated for that in 6 hours
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#80
-1 Frags +

._.

._. [url=i.imgur.com/xS531C1.png?1][/url]
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#81
1 Frags +

guys at the bottom of the page there is a link to another 'game' called Nested.

Show Content

maybe check that out too

guys at the bottom of the page there is a link to another 'game' called Nested.

[url=orteil.dashnet.org/nested][/url] [spoiler] [img]http://i.imgur.com/i8Hd1aZ.png[/img] [/spoiler]

maybe check that out too
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#82
0 Frags +

It's stuck in the loading screen for me :'(

It's stuck in the loading screen for me :'(
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#83
2 Frags +

http://i.imgur.com/SWluiDL.jpg

i need help

[img]http://i.imgur.com/SWluiDL.jpg[/img]
i need help
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#84
3 Frags +

cheaters everywhere >:(

cheaters everywhere >:(
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#85
0 Frags +

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-67ZH_lWAy7c/UheTQ4AoHcI/AAAAAAAAJzg/ftlbABaI9pE/w1598-h458-no/WhatAmIDoingWithMyLife.png

100% legit.

[img]https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-67ZH_lWAy7c/UheTQ4AoHcI/AAAAAAAAJzg/ftlbABaI9pE/w1598-h458-no/WhatAmIDoingWithMyLife.png[/img]
100% legit.
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#86
0 Frags +

I just got asked what I was doing...in reality i'm about finger deep in cookie monster's fetish

I just got asked what I was doing...in reality i'm about finger deep in cookie monster's fetish
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#87
5 Frags +

http://puu.sh/49tE3.jpg

NEW VERSION WOOO

[img]http://puu.sh/49tE3.jpg[/img]
NEW VERSION WOOO
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#88
0 Frags +
flatlinehttp://puu.sh/49tE3.jpg
NEW VERSION WOOO

please link or something im not getting this

[quote=flatline][img]http://puu.sh/49tE3.jpg[/img]
NEW VERSION WOOO[/quote]

please link or something im not getting this
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#89
1 Frags +

link: http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/

link: http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/
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#90
0 Frags +

got to 724k/sec and ragequit since saving up for time machines takes too long

got to 724k/sec and ragequit since saving up for time machines takes too long
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