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best pub quotes
601
#601
4 Frags +

Knyfe : i cant believe u guys havent realized that i use auto-backstab bot
Azy : You do?
Knyfe : yea
DEAD Azy : Then whyre you so shit?
DEAD Azy : ._.
Arionite : Must not be a very good b

Knyfe : i cant believe u guys havent realized that i use auto-backstab bot
Azy : You do?
Knyfe : yea
DEAD Azy : Then whyre you so shit?
DEAD Azy : ._.
Arionite : Must not be a very good b
602
#602
36 Frags +

*DEAD* ffreak : alec can i have scout tips
lord whoopass : shoot the MF enemy REAL GOOD
lord whoopass : in the MIDDLE
lord whoopass : n dont fucken die
TWI : When you see a soldier, try not to double jump to much. They can use that against you.
ffreak : stfu twi i didnt ask you
lord whoopass : dont listen to him
lord whoopass : double jump a lot
*DEAD* Indistinguishable Furry Trash : Double jump correctly
*DEAD* ffreak : is twi invite??????
*DEAD* ffreak : no
TWI : And I didn't ask for you to be a prick, ffreak.
lord whoopass : ROFL

*DEAD* ffreak : alec can i have scout tips
lord whoopass : shoot the MF enemy REAL GOOD
lord whoopass : in the MIDDLE
lord whoopass : n dont fucken die
TWI : When you see a soldier, try not to double jump to much. They can use that against you.
ffreak : stfu twi i didnt ask you
lord whoopass : dont listen to him
lord whoopass : double jump a lot
*DEAD* Indistinguishable Furry Trash : Double jump correctly
*DEAD* ffreak : is twi invite??????
*DEAD* ffreak : no
TWI : And I didn't ask for you to be a prick, ffreak.
lord whoopass : ROFL
603
#603
19 Frags +

unicornmaster1337 : i can fuck your mom with this ping

unicornmaster1337 : i can fuck your mom with this ping
604
#604
11 Frags +

eesga19: WHY PEOPLE STILL PLAYING THIS SHITTY GAME? GO COD

eesga19: WHY PEOPLE STILL PLAYING THIS SHITTY GAME? GO COD
605
#605
10 Frags +

http://i.imgur.com/vAkw8A2.png

[img]http://i.imgur.com/vAkw8A2.png[/img]
606
#606
17 Frags +

*SPEC* FireArmJoe : might go back to console since majority of the community is so cocky about they're skill

*SPEC* FireArmJoe : might go back to console since majority of the community is so cocky about they're skill
607
#607
-6 Frags +

Daemon : its like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob

Daemon : its like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob
608
#608
20 Frags +

Sir Figglebottom. : you have less than 1600 elo on the server for dogs
Sir Figglebottom. : and u probabnly play all the time
Sir Figglebottom. : you hjave aim of potato
Sir Figglebottom. : DONT fuckign talk to me rat

some guy complained about sir figglebottoms 200 ping, little did they know that was a big mistake

Sir Figglebottom. : you have less than 1600 elo on the server for dogs
Sir Figglebottom. : and u probabnly play all the time
Sir Figglebottom. : you hjave aim of potato
Sir Figglebottom. : DONT fuckign talk to me rat

some guy complained about sir figglebottoms 200 ping, little did they know that was a big mistake
609
#609
Spaceship Servers
-1 Frags +

https://i.imgur.com/6BlfXrZ.png

[img]https://i.imgur.com/6BlfXrZ.png[/img]
610
#610
23 Frags +

http://i.imgur.com/lQ2jyYH.png

[img]http://i.imgur.com/lQ2jyYH.png[/img]
611
#611
23 Frags +

*DEAD* DIEGO_BR : go heavy
DIEGO_BR VAC banned from secure server

*DEAD* DIEGO_BR : go heavy
DIEGO_BR VAC banned from secure server
612
#612
20 Frags +

edge97 : kys self

edge97 : kys self
613
#613
4 Frags +

Nostre : is it normal that autism is always in critic mode ?

Nostre : is it normal that autism is always in critic mode ?
614
#614
5 Frags +

Arisa : People who spam chat binds get no heals from me

Arisa : People who spam chat binds get no heals from me
615
#615
14 Frags +

*DEAD* Entale: Don't kill me
*DEAD* Entale: Don't do dat
Captain Zidgel: why not
Captain Zidgel: its in the game
*a minute or two later
Entale: Death be upon you
*I find him and kill him
Entale: Nvm it's upon me

*DEAD* Entale: Don't kill me
*DEAD* Entale: Don't do dat
Captain Zidgel: why not
Captain Zidgel: its in the game
*a minute or two later
Entale: Death be upon you
*I find him and kill him
Entale: Nvm it's upon me
616
#616
25 Frags +

x.gamer752 : nurse
x.gamer752 : damn you
x.gamer752 : heal heavies
x.gamer752 : not scouts

x.gamer752 : nurse
x.gamer752 : damn you
x.gamer752 : heal heavies
x.gamer752 : not scouts
617
#617
5 Frags +

*DEAD*(TEAM) Jinx : stop saying daddy sole

chuck tingle: chief is a tight piece of ass thats foer sure oh yeah oh baby

Goat: back in the day i was the greatest spy around, i could take out an entire team with 1 revolver shot

*DEAD*(TEAM) Jinx : stop saying daddy sole

chuck tingle: chief is a tight piece of ass thats foer sure oh yeah oh baby

Goat: back in the day i was the greatest spy around, i could take out an entire team with 1 revolver shot
618
#618
Spaceship Servers
28 Frags +

https://i.imgur.com/0dhhdO5.png

[img]https://i.imgur.com/0dhhdO5.png[/img]
619
#619
5 Frags +

Bloody Yassga :v : 7 clever no is a hackin your weapon is australium for this reason kill fast

Bloody Yassga :v : 7 clever no is a hackin your weapon is australium for this reason kill fast
620
#620
1 Frags +

Sileevio : You Know What Shape You Are? A Shrekt-Angle [ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°]

Sileevio : You Know What Shape You Are? A Shrekt-Angle [ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°]
621
#621
6 Frags +

cow_4 : GO TIT
Phys left the game (Disconnect by user.)
*DEAD* cow_4 : I GOT THE SENTRY
Devsarco has joined the game
*DEAD* cow_4 : THE SWNTRY IN THE 'META™' SPOT
Propelledbus was automatically assigned to team BLU
(TEAM) _corruption : can WE GET SOME FUCKING PEOPLE IN THE INTELLEGENCE
cow_4 : WE CAN COME AND GO AS WE PLEASE
Devsarco was automatically assigned to team BLU
_corruption : JESUS FUCK WE'RE DYING HERE

cow_4 : GO TIT
Phys left the game (Disconnect by user.)
*DEAD* cow_4 : I GOT THE SENTRY
Devsarco has joined the game
*DEAD* cow_4 : THE SWNTRY IN THE 'META™' SPOT
Propelledbus was automatically assigned to team BLU
(TEAM) _corruption : can WE GET SOME FUCKING PEOPLE IN THE INTELLEGENCE
cow_4 : WE CAN COME AND GO AS WE PLEASE
Devsarco was automatically assigned to team BLU
_corruption : JESUS FUCK WE'RE DYING HERE
622
#622
30 Frags +

Vrotherman Vill : my team actually suck so much dick they probaly do it on porpose becuase they all gay

Vrotherman Vill : my team actually suck so much dick they probaly do it on porpose becuase they all gay
623
#623
29 Frags +

Samuro : you know your team is crap when you are first with scout :D

Samuro : you know your team is crap when you are first with scout :D
624
#624
16 Frags +

Max_Girthmeat : Balls Inside my NUTS

Max_Girthmeat : Balls Inside my NUTS
625
#625
4 Frags +

Trumpazord : !give WillToLive
Trumpazord : shit broke

Trumpazord : !give WillToLive
Trumpazord : shit broke
626
#626
0 Frags +

GB Blizzy : thats 2017 impulse a bodySIT these days is a headshot

GB Blizzy : thats 2017 impulse a bodySIT these days is a headshot
627
#627
2 Frags +

EBAT_BASUHA : epik negger crits like hell while having 3 dicks in ass

EBAT_BASUHA : epik negger crits like hell while having 3 dicks in ass
628
#628
8 Frags +

https://i.gyazo.com/63bf0f5ddf3c16f71996d2081ede75d9.png

[img]https://i.gyazo.com/63bf0f5ddf3c16f71996d2081ede75d9.png[/img]
629
#629
23 Frags +

https://i.gyazo.com/3ac9b801165152fef762e6d78c21b600.png

[img]https://i.gyazo.com/3ac9b801165152fef762e6d78c21b600.png[/img]
630
#630
7 Frags +

Nemo_The_Fish : i am the best palyer
Nemo_The_Fish : player*
James : nigga u a fish

Nemo_The_Fish : i am the best palyer
Nemo_The_Fish : player*
James : nigga u a fish
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