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751
#751
5 Frags +

liljimmy47 : yay i helped

(After winning the round scoring single-digit points)

liljimmy47 : yay i helped

(After winning the round scoring single-digit points)
752
#752
5 Frags +

*DEAD* Sinobi ^-^ : What is crumpkin
DaublikChesey=killer : yoir mom
Sinobi ^-^ : kill yourself

*DEAD* Sinobi ^-^ : What is crumpkin
DaublikChesey=killer : yoir mom
Sinobi ^-^ : kill yourself
753
#753
-1 Frags +

Dervish : I never play demo, but I took the democontract for giggles. REgretting it!

Dervish : I never play demo, but I took the democontract for giggles. REgretting it!
754
#754
60 Frags +

fucktower7 : add 5
fucktower7 : put your money where ur mouth is
shie : add 5 more dicks in your mouth faggot

fucktower7 : add 5
fucktower7 : put your money where ur mouth is
shie : add 5 more dicks in your mouth faggot
755
#755
15 Frags +

txgarden : me mom afk to go get cigarettes

txgarden : me mom afk to go get cigarettes
756
#756
12 Frags +

txgarden : i spesies is doomed

WTF UR IN MY PUB

txgarden : i spesies is doomed


WTF UR IN MY PUB
757
#757
9 Frags +

txgarden : no my name jeff

txgarden : no my name jeff
758
#758
6 Frags +

*DEAD* Jo_98_sa : hax i was wearing a helmet and u headshotted me kick the sniper plz

*DEAD* Jo_98_sa : hax i was wearing a helmet and u headshotted me kick the sniper plz
759
#759
10 Frags +

https://i.imgur.com/CGAvm7K.png

[img]https://i.imgur.com/CGAvm7K.png[/img]
760
#760
-3 Frags +

https://i.imgur.com/g9CT7hB.png

[img]https://i.imgur.com/g9CT7hB.png[/img]
761
#761
0 Frags +

Daddy2012 : daddy is ass burning again ahahahahah your mommys are whroes

Daddy2012 : red, tell ur whore moms to prepare to suckle daddy

Daddy2012 : your moms suck me off

Daddy2012 : your moms are complete cocksucking whores

Daddy2012 : your mommys ready for a big daddy dick to suck?

Daddy2012 : daddy is fucking your team harder than your moms

i shit you not but every time i pub this guy is always playing

Daddy2012 : daddy is ass burning again ahahahahah your mommys are whroes

Daddy2012 : red, tell ur whore moms to prepare to suckle daddy

Daddy2012 : your moms suck me off

Daddy2012 : your moms are complete cocksucking whores

Daddy2012 : your mommys ready for a big daddy dick to suck?

Daddy2012 : daddy is fucking your team harder than your moms

i shit you not but every time i pub this guy is always playing
762
#762
14 Frags +

*DEAD* AyeAye Kane : i g2g my laptop is gonna overheat soon
*DEAD* AyeAye Kane : goodbye niggas

*DEAD* AyeAye Kane : i g2g my laptop is gonna overheat soon
*DEAD* AyeAye Kane : goodbye niggas
763
#763
-1 Frags +

http://prntscr.com/h64w8x

dont forget guys they need kritz

http://prntscr.com/h64w8x

dont forget guys they need kritz
764
#764
11 Frags +

https://i.imgur.com/Zzel13M.png

we had a silent aim sniper on our team, this guy was on enemy team

[img]https://i.imgur.com/Zzel13M.png[/img]

we had a silent aim sniper on our team, this guy was on enemy team
765
#765
0 Frags +

*DEAD* the tiame wiz : why is a satry ther
****
*DEAD* the tiame wiz : o shut the fuck up plz you fuckg idots

this guy was full of little golden nuggets

*DEAD* the tiame wiz : why is a satry ther
****
*DEAD* the tiame wiz : o shut the fuck up plz you fuckg idots

this guy was full of little golden nuggets
766
#766
-2 Frags +

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/176165352810479616/376516803897196546/unknown.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/176165352810479616/376516803897196546/unknown.png
767
#767
14 Frags +

Big Banjo | #TF2SP: stop tryharding
wikihow: its a tdm server
Big Banjo | #TF2SP: on community
Big Banjo | #TF2SP: if you want to tryhard
Big Banjo | #TF2SP: go to casual

Big Banjo | #TF2SP: stop tryharding
wikihow: its a tdm server
Big Banjo | #TF2SP: on community
Big Banjo | #TF2SP: if you want to tryhard
Big Banjo | #TF2SP: go to casual
768
#768
3 Frags +

? JoonAce -00- : No, here in Finland we aren't niggas but in somalia where you live is..

? JoonAce -00- : No, here in Finland we aren't niggas but in somalia where you live is..
769
#769
27 Frags +

https://i.imgur.com/a1u6yb6.png

[img]https://i.imgur.com/a1u6yb6.png[/img]
770
#770
11 Frags +

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771
#771
4 Frags +

https://i.imgur.com/bxdbQAy.jpg

[img]https://i.imgur.com/bxdbQAy.jpg[/img]
772
#772
10 Frags +

Cherry li : how can you kill a heavy with only a pistol

Cherry li : how can you kill a heavy with only a pistol
773
#773
42 Frags +

Bobby : SENTERY GOING UP
Bobby : PROTETC THAT IM GOING TOILETS
*DEAD* Bobby : IM BACK AND SENTERY IS DOWN WTF GUYS U HAD OEN TASK AND U FAILLED

Bobby : SENTERY GOING UP
Bobby : PROTETC THAT IM GOING TOILETS
*DEAD* Bobby : IM BACK AND SENTERY IS DOWN WTF GUYS U HAD OEN TASK AND U FAILLED
774
#774
4 Frags +

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775
#775
15 Frags +

po1337 : this retarded
po1337 : his 23 cronosone
po1337 : yep no brain innyour head

po1337 : this retarded
po1337 : his 23 cronosone
po1337 : yep no brain innyour head
776
#776
13 Frags +

https://i.gyazo.com/2af5da16184dcb2a8323ffe70e85d33c.png

[img]https://i.gyazo.com/2af5da16184dcb2a8323ffe70e85d33c.png[/img]
777
#777
2 Frags +

RoLlPrInZ : YOU GAYLORD ..... WITH SMALL BALLS
DEAD RoLlPrInZ : HAHAHAHA WINNING WITH HACK ::::: YOU DICK GAY
RoLlPrInZ : YOU LITTLE AIM BITCH

RoLlPrInZ : YOU GAYLORD ..... WITH SMALL BALLS
DEAD RoLlPrInZ : HAHAHAHA WINNING WITH HACK ::::: YOU DICK GAY
RoLlPrInZ : YOU LITTLE AIM BITCH
778
#778
26 Frags +

It's from a steam chat log and not a pub, but I thought it would be still good to share

Corunson (ME): yo
Albert is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Corunson: hey
Albert: Hi
Albert: What's your time therw
Corunson: 8:30pm
Corunson: why ask?
Albert: Here is 9.31am
Corunson: why did you add me tho?
Albert is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Corunson: i'm gonna just remove if you don't reply, no offense
Albert: add you to ask time
Albert: that's all
Corunson: uh, ok
Corunson: welp have a good day then

Literally the only reason he added me lmfao

It's from a steam chat log and not a pub, but I thought it would be still good to share

Corunson (ME): yo
Albert is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Corunson: hey
Albert: Hi
Albert: What's your time therw
Corunson: 8:30pm
Corunson: why ask?
Albert: Here is 9.31am
Corunson: why did you add me tho?
Albert is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Corunson: i'm gonna just remove if you don't reply, no offense
Albert: add you to ask time
Albert: that's all
Corunson: uh, ok
Corunson: welp have a good day then

Literally the only reason he added me lmfao
779
#779
15 Frags +

Bulletbill147 : ur very good at sniping dremas u play proffesianol tf2? (leauges)

bape merc : fix your fucking internet
gstar : lmao fix ur aim

murakvmo : if you have indonesion letters in your name you are dumn

twitch.tv/krollic : LOL NOOBS
Packnheat : SHUTUP TWITCH

Classic : rocky go fuck off back to faze or some shit

redcoatzygote : eating what?
redcoatzygote : dicks lol?

Bulletbill147 : ur very good at sniping dremas u play proffesianol tf2? (leauges)

bape merc : fix your fucking internet
gstar : lmao fix ur aim

murakvmo : if you have indonesion letters in your name you are dumn

twitch.tv/krollic : LOL NOOBS
Packnheat : SHUTUP TWITCH

Classic : rocky go fuck off back to faze or some shit

redcoatzygote : eating what?
redcoatzygote : dicks lol?
780
#780
6 Frags +

Trig Jegman : there has been a terrorist attack on piecful hoovies, this is an outrage

Trig Jegman : there has been a terrorist attack on piecful hoovies, this is an outrage
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