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TF.TV Cast: AG vs CC tonight at 11 EST
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If Chess Club want to secure their LAN spot, tonight is a must-win. With three matches remaining, they can all but shut upstart Xensity out of the LAN with a victory tonight over Apocalypse Gaming. AG, although they currently sit at 3-9, are much better than their record. rando is a solid pocket, and ggglygy caps the hell out of points. They have been using dubious strategies such as permanent kritzkrieg in recent matches, but they definitely have potential to make a splash in invite before the season comes to a close.

Tune in tonight at 11:30 P.M. EST at twitch.tv/TeamFortressTV with djc and cbear!

Also please upvote if possible

http://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/18edms/7_hours_from_this_post_eseai_chess_club_vs/

thanks forks

If Chess Club want to secure their LAN spot, tonight is a must-win. With three matches remaining, they can all but shut upstart Xensity out of the LAN with a victory tonight over Apocalypse Gaming. AG, although they currently sit at 3-9, are much better than their record. rando is a solid pocket, and ggglygy caps the hell out of points. They have been using dubious strategies such as permanent kritzkrieg in recent matches, but they definitely have potential to make a splash in invite before the season comes to a close.

Tune in tonight at 11:30 P.M. EST at twitch.tv/TeamFortressTV with djc and cbear!

Also please upvote if possible


http://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/18edms/7_hours_from_this_post_eseai_chess_club_vs/

thanks forks
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bump

bump
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#3
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I like AG, but I also want to see Chess go to lan again.

I like AG, but I also want to see Chess go to lan again.
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#4
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It's so tough to decide who to root for. Chess club is an awesome team but so is xensity.

It's so tough to decide who to root for. Chess club is an awesome team but so is xensity.
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#5
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fuck

[u][i][b]fuck[/b][/i][/u]
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#6
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PRE-GAME INTERVIEW WITH BACK CAPPING INVITE LEGEND GGGLYGY

After getting in touch with my local masonic hall, I was put through to the greatest point capping legend in TF2, one time ESEA Invite champion Branden "Ggglygy" Johanstone. He was kind enough to grant me an interview in spite of a pressing need to sun himself on a nearby rock to warm his blood in preparation for another long Canadian night.

Oafmeal: Giggle or Laugh?
Ggglygy: is this live?
Oafmeal: Beer or Not Beer?
Ggglygy: hello? ok so there i was just fuckin BEATIN OFF but liek
you godda warn me befroe you come in with the querys i dont mind
quiet time with chats its just PAPOW yknow?

Oafmeal: Gay porn or straight porn?
Ggglygy: lesbians

*** 5 Minutes pass ***

Oafmeal: u finish yet?
Ggglygy: no im browsing u of c compliments for some djbg lovin
Oafmeal: if you see my x gf named ********* ******, try to sabotage her life
Ggglygy: my nuts her forhead its a date forehead even
Oafmeal: is it question time yet?
Ggglygy: its always ama time quiet time with oaf
Oafmeal: Giggle or Laugh?
Ggglygy: guffaw
Oafmeal: Beer or Not Beer?
Ggglygy: i only drink virgin beverages because it matches my lifestyle
Oafmeal: Night or Day?
Ggglygy: that was a tom cruise movie it was pretty good it
had cameron diaz in it and i would titfck her however my
penis is not 3 yards wide

Oafmeal: 6v6 or 9v9?
Ggglygy: 6v9 pros vs community coming to a server near you ag represent even though im not playing in it b/c im cut at the exact end of the season (if not sooner)
Oafmeal: Hot or Very Hot?
Ggglygy: go big or go home
Oafmeal: Walnuts or Peanut Butter?
Ggglygy: FUCK
Oafmeal: Clothes or Close?
Ggglygy: they're not walking on the lot to get out of the rain they want an AUDI from a certified dealer
Oafmeal: Nekkid or PJs?
Ggglygy: bj's im excellent at recieving them have you SEEN my gf?????????????????????????????????????????
Oafmeal: Teeth or No Teeth?
Ggglygy: a vigorous gumming sounds nice
Oafmeal: Spit or Swallow?
Ggglygy: i like in porn vids where its like *sloosh* and then the dudes like "you can spit it out if you want" and the girl like spits into her hand like why just spit on the ground you dumb bitch jesus h
Oafmeal: marking that down as 'spit'
Gay or Straight?
Ggglygy: i had a convo with my friends mom, because her doctor looked like canadian porn star legend peter north and i said i think he was gay4pay and i said i'd go gay4pay it would be the only way my tiny body could get into the industry my frail white boy body
Oafmeal: Straight or Bestiality?
Ggglygy: fuckin solid interview goin on over here. Solid thick tight interview. SOLID
Oafmeal: ty. I play hardball
Ggglygy: r u saying gay = beastiality? baddragon.com????
Oafmeal: Straight or Necrophilia?
Ggglygy: how dead we talkin? like fresh or richard the third?
Oafmeal: Straight or Die?
Ggglygy: live free or gay hard starring james deen as bruce willis
Oafmeal: so die then.
Ggglygy: yolo
Oafmeal: Forgive Tyrone or Grudge Forever?
Ggglygy: blazes girlfriend tags him in all of her photos and it is the weirdest fuckign thing i have ever seen in my life. dead serious
Oafmeal: wtf... liike when she instagrams her sausages?
Ggglygy: yeah for real
Oafmeal: D: get out while you can, Tyler!
BP or Mix^?
Ggglygy: it's a lose lose. whoever wins i lose
Oafmeal: Caligynephobia or Chrometophobia?
Ggglygy: im not going to google these and then think it out and then answer. the first one. Caligynephobia. what is it?
Oafmeal: fear of attractive women
Ggglygy: yep that about sums it up folks
Oafmeal: Ismail Enver Pasha or Pol Pot?
Ggglygy: ive mixed up 'Gangnam Style' and 'Khmer Rouge' so many goddamn times you have no idea. p.p all the way

[b]PRE-GAME INTERVIEW WITH BACK CAPPING INVITE LEGEND GGGLYGY[/b]

After getting in touch with my local masonic hall, I was put through to the greatest point capping legend in TF2, one time ESEA Invite champion Branden "Ggglygy" Johanstone. He was kind enough to grant me an interview in spite of a pressing need to sun himself on a nearby rock to warm his blood in preparation for another long Canadian night.

Oafmeal: Giggle or Laugh?
[b]Ggglygy: is this live?[/b]
Oafmeal: Beer or Not Beer?
[b]Ggglygy: hello? ok so there i was just fuckin BEATIN OFF but liek
you godda warn me befroe you come in with the querys i dont mind
quiet time with chats its just PAPOW yknow?[/b]
Oafmeal: Gay porn or straight porn?
[b]Ggglygy: lesbians[/b]

*** 5 Minutes pass ***

Oafmeal: u finish yet?
[b]Ggglygy: no im browsing u of c compliments for some djbg lovin[/b]
Oafmeal: if you see my x gf named ********* ******, try to sabotage her life
[b]Ggglygy: my nuts her forhead its a date forehead even[/b]
Oafmeal: is it question time yet?
[b]Ggglygy: its always ama time quiet time with oaf[/b]
Oafmeal: Giggle or Laugh?
[b]Ggglygy: guffaw[/b]
Oafmeal: Beer or Not Beer?
[b]Ggglygy: i only drink virgin beverages because it matches my lifestyle[/b]
Oafmeal: Night or Day?
[b]Ggglygy: that was a tom cruise movie it was pretty good it
had cameron diaz in it and i would titfck her however my
penis is not 3 yards wide[/b]
Oafmeal: 6v6 or 9v9?
[b]Ggglygy: 6v9 pros vs community coming to a server near you ag represent even though im not playing in it b/c im cut at the exact end of the season (if not sooner)[/b]
Oafmeal: Hot or Very Hot?
[b]Ggglygy: go big or go home[/b]
Oafmeal: Walnuts or Peanut Butter?
[b]Ggglygy: FUCK[/b]
Oafmeal: Clothes or Close?
[b]Ggglygy: they're not walking on the lot to get out of the rain they want an AUDI from a certified dealer[/b]
Oafmeal: Nekkid or PJs?
[b]Ggglygy: bj's im excellent at recieving them have you SEEN my gf?????????????????????????????????????????[/b]
Oafmeal: Teeth or No Teeth?
[b]Ggglygy: a vigorous gumming sounds nice[/b]
Oafmeal: Spit or Swallow?
[b]Ggglygy: i like in porn vids where its like *sloosh* and then the dudes like "you can spit it out if you want" and the girl like spits into her hand like why just spit on the ground you dumb bitch jesus h[/b]
Oafmeal: marking that down as 'spit'
Gay or Straight?
[b]Ggglygy: i had a convo with my friends mom, because her doctor looked like canadian porn star legend peter north and i said i think he was gay4pay and i said i'd go gay4pay it would be the only way my tiny body could get into the industry my frail white boy body[/b]
Oafmeal: Straight or Bestiality?
[b]Ggglygy: fuckin solid interview goin on over here. Solid thick tight interview. SOLID[/b]
Oafmeal: ty. I play hardball
[b]Ggglygy: r u saying gay = beastiality? baddragon.com????[/b]
Oafmeal: Straight or Necrophilia?
[b]Ggglygy: how dead we talkin? like fresh or richard the third?[/b]
Oafmeal: Straight or Die?
[b]Ggglygy: live free or gay hard starring james deen as bruce willis[/b]
Oafmeal: so die then.
[b]Ggglygy: yolo[/b]
Oafmeal: Forgive Tyrone or Grudge Forever?
[b]Ggglygy: blazes girlfriend tags him in all of her photos and it is the weirdest fuckign thing i have ever seen in my life. dead serious[/b]
Oafmeal: wtf... liike when she instagrams her sausages?
[b]Ggglygy: yeah for real[/b]
Oafmeal: D: get out while you can, Tyler!
BP or Mix^?
[b]Ggglygy: it's a lose lose. whoever wins i lose[/b]
Oafmeal: Caligynephobia or Chrometophobia?
[b]Ggglygy: im not going to google these and then think it out and then answer. the first one. Caligynephobia. what is it?[/b]
Oafmeal: fear of attractive women
[b]Ggglygy: yep that about sums it up folks[/b]
Oafmeal: Ismail Enver Pasha or Pol Pot?
[b]Ggglygy: ive mixed up 'Gangnam Style' and 'Khmer Rouge' so many goddamn times you have no idea. p.p all the way[/b]
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#7
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Oafmeal: Aveeno or Lubriderm?
Ggglygy: if i answer loob i cant get my sponsorship sooooooooooooo...........
Oafmeal: Invisiblility or Telekenisis?
Ggglygy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbhOVKhwO_4
Oafmeal: Anorexia or Bulimia?
Ggglygy: bulimics are shitheads. why would eat the food?????? like give it to AFRICANS vomit on africans at least
Oafmeal: yeah, anorexia is like a food conservationism movement
TF2 Dead or Alive?
Ggglygy: alive until i decide not to be around anymore then it can die idgaf rofl xd
Oafmeal: Human or Reptilian?
Ggglygy: i would have said human like 2 months ago but my mind hassssssssssssssssssssss been expanded
Oafmeal: Bloody Mary or Blood of the Virgin Mary?
Ggglygy: they dont call me xxx_HyM3N_4NNIHiLaT0R_1998_xxx for nothing
Oafmeal: Thank you so much for taking the time to grant me an interview. I hope the polar sun comes out in Alberta soon to warm your blood.
Ggglygy: i live in da woods. good interview. thick. solid. tight

Oafmeal: Aveeno or Lubriderm?
[b]Ggglygy: if i answer loob i cant get my sponsorship sooooooooooooo...........[/b]
Oafmeal: Invisiblility or Telekenisis?
[b]Ggglygy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbhOVKhwO_4[/b]
Oafmeal: Anorexia or Bulimia?
[b]Ggglygy: bulimics are shitheads. why would eat the food?????? like give it to AFRICANS vomit on africans at least[/b]
Oafmeal: yeah, anorexia is like a food conservationism movement
TF2 Dead or Alive?
[b]Ggglygy: alive until i decide not to be around anymore then it can die idgaf rofl xd[/b]
Oafmeal: Human or Reptilian?
[b]Ggglygy: i would have said human like 2 months ago but my mind hassssssssssssssssssssss been expanded[/b]
Oafmeal: Bloody Mary or Blood of the Virgin Mary?
[b]Ggglygy: they dont call me xxx_HyM3N_4NNIHiLaT0R_1998_xxx for nothing[/b]
Oafmeal: Thank you so much for taking the time to grant me an interview. I hope the polar sun comes out in Alberta soon to warm your blood.
[b]Ggglygy: i live in da woods. good interview. thick. solid. tight[/b]
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I'm sure there's a gif that goes with that interview...but for the life of me I can't think of what it would be.

I'm sure there's a gif that goes with that interview...but for the life of me I can't think of what it would be.
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