Recap

So we're nearing the end of a season

That's been pretty damn good I would reason

With lots of 5-4's

Which has shown what's in store

For quite the amazing postseason

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Sunshine is the map for the week

Whose design you might find quite sleek

With a lighthouse and stores

But I've never played it before

So I'm in no position to critique.

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It's crunch time for teams on the bubble

Who'll need to push through the rubble

That stands in their way

Or else come LAN day

They'll find themselves in some trouble.

1. eLevate TF2 (10-0)

For the first time this season we find

eLevate at the front of the line

They're feeling great

And who wouldn't in their state

After defeating Froyo a 2nd time

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The question that's on our minds:

"Will they play LAN like they did online?"

We can only hope

eLevate will climb the slope

To prevent what happened last time.

2. Froyotech (8-2)

Froyo gets dropped down to 2nd

With the group not happy I'd reckon

They fell once again to eLv.

With a nipplehair score of 4-3

Even though b4nny played like a legend.

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Classic Mixup is their next challenge

Though their last meet was quite imbalanced

Mixup have stepped up their game

The score shouldn't be the same

But 4G's win should still happen.

3. Classic Mixup (5-2)

When will Mixup play the games they've missed

Falling down the ESEA rankings list

No games in 2 weeks

Any writeups are bleak

I just hope they didn't cease to exist.

4. Mad Men (6-4)

The Mud Men are on a win spree

With a win over Ding Dong Daddy

They're ahead in this race

In a comfortable place

Will they win against Street Hoops we'll see.

5. Street Hoops Esports (6-4)

I was very surprised to see

Such a close game from 20b

Up against the FU's

They almost did lose

With a crucial 5th loss as penalty.

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Now they're tied for 4th place

With Mad Men in this race

Their face off this week

Will determine their streak

So I hope no one gets rolled or disgraced.

6. Wood Pig (4-6)

Wood Pig might still have a chance

Though giving their schedule a glance

They're down 2 wins you see

So compared to Mad Men / 20b

They're a step behind in this dance

7. The Hurricane (3-7) #

Hurricane's Sunshine week is tough

Mixup and eLevate? That's rough

I expect to see a few rounds

Because their team as a whole is sound

But in the end it won't be enough.

8. Ding Dong Daddy (1-9)

I wonder if showstopper and crew

Have even looked Sunshine through

Considering their match vs. 6c

(And we can all agree)

Will be as exciting as poo.

9. 6cuties (0-9)

The team that imploded so early

Rests in pieces together so purely

We hope they return

As we continue to yearn

For an Invite without deaths prematurely.

Match of the Week

Mad Men (6-4) vs. Street Hoops Esports (6-4)

This should be the map that decides

Who goes to LAN and who cries

For the victor will be

Ahead indefinitely

Unless upsets cause a surprise.

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I believe more in Mad Men's Scouts

But grape's the best player no doubt

If there's Sniper utility

I trust paragon's ability

To bring the extra frags out.

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I don't really know the map

For hiding spots and places for traps

But like Granary

Flank plays will be key

For momentum and the backcaps.

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Prediction: Mad Men - 5, Street Hoops Esports - 4

Players to Watch: YouMustMike, MemphsVon, grape, cyzer

Final Glance

1. eLevate TF2 [+1]
2. Froyotech [-1]
3. Classic Mixup
4. Mad Men
5. Street Hoops Esports
6. Wood Pig
7. The Hurricane
8. Ding Dong Daddy
9. 6cuties [R.I.P]

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Editor's Note:

Some statements were not quite true

Just made for the rhymes to go through

Bored out of my mind

And racing against time

We'll be back to normal next week...woo.