Feeling kinda nostalgic for the long gone highschool times so I wanna share this thing that happened to me which now is really funny looking back, not so much at the time.
So there's this class which is basically a group project the whole year on the last year of high school (grade 12 over here), and you're supposed to present it in a kind of "end of the year" fair, our theme was renewable energies, I picked up the schematics for some DIY stuff on the internet and we got to business, we had like 3 mini projects, one solar oven, a windmill powering some light and last but not least, the big thing, a machine to produce biogas, and that's where it all went wrong.
You see, to make biogas, you need shit, copious amounts of shit. We launched a public vote through the internet to decide who would be the chosen one, and of course it was me. My mum talked to some old friends who had livestock and they had me picking cow/sheep and whatever the fuck else shit there was on their farm/fields. So far so good, I spent one entire afternoon picking up shit into some huge buckets, got home, kinda filtered it, mounted our "project" and linked the supposed gas reservatory (a special baloon) to the shit filled vacuum sealed tank, and left it in our garage, for weeks (the amount of time where biogas is supposed to form naturally or whatever it was).
One afternoon I got home from school and my grandma came to me very worried, and said something like, "your school science project blew up this morning", and sure thing, as I went to check on it, there it was, processed/decomposing shit smeared all over the garage, on the floor, on the walls, on all the tools in the tool shed, all over the ceiling, shit was the nastiest thing I have ever seen. The icing on the cake, it exploded just a couple of days before the fair was supposed to happen, and we were hoping it would be the most impressive of all our 3 "machines". There was no time to make it right, so in a last ditch effort in the day of the fair, we got a new thing mounted, transferred all the shit, went to the supermarket and bought lighter fluid, went into the chem lab, and transferred the lighter fluid into the supposed reservatory, linked to the machine, and the machine to a portable stove (which was our demonstration) and finished mounting it all in our stand in the fair literally 2 mins before the teachers passed to check all the projects. It worked! And teachers were applauding and everything, shit was crazy, literally.
And that's how I aced a class in highschool with cow shit and lighter fluid.
Feeling kinda nostalgic for the long gone highschool times so I wanna share this thing that happened to me which now is really funny looking back, not so much at the time.
So there's this class which is basically a group project the whole year on the last year of high school (grade 12 over here), and you're supposed to present it in a kind of "end of the year" fair, our theme was renewable energies, I picked up the schematics for some DIY stuff on the internet and we got to business, we had like 3 mini projects, one solar oven, a windmill powering some light and last but not least, the big thing, a machine to produce biogas, and that's where it all went wrong.
You see, to make biogas, you need shit, copious amounts of shit. We launched a public vote through the internet to decide who would be the chosen one, and of course it was me. My mum talked to some old friends who had livestock and they had me picking cow/sheep and whatever the fuck else shit there was on their farm/fields. So far so good, I spent one entire afternoon picking up shit into some huge buckets, got home, kinda filtered it, mounted our "project" and linked the supposed gas reservatory (a special baloon) to the shit filled vacuum sealed tank, and left it in our garage, for weeks (the amount of time where biogas is supposed to form naturally or whatever it was).
One afternoon I got home from school and my grandma came to me very worried, and said something like, "your school science project blew up this morning", and sure thing, as I went to check on it, there it was, processed/decomposing shit smeared all over the garage, on the floor, on the walls, on all the tools in the tool shed, all over the ceiling, shit was the nastiest thing I have ever seen. The icing on the cake, it exploded just a couple of days before the fair was supposed to happen, and we were hoping it would be the most impressive of all our 3 "machines". There was no time to make it right, so in a last ditch effort in the day of the fair, we got a new thing mounted, transferred all the shit, went to the supermarket and bought lighter fluid, went into the chem lab, and transferred the lighter fluid into the supposed reservatory, linked to the machine, and the machine to a portable stove (which was our demonstration) and finished mounting it all in our stand in the fair literally 2 mins before the teachers passed to check all the projects. It worked! And teachers were applauding and everything, shit was crazy, literally.
And that's how I aced a class in highschool with cow shit and lighter fluid.
did you fuck your teacher?
did you fuck your teacher?
i spent high school playing tf2 n jacking off
i spent high school playing tf2 n jacking off
alec_i spent high school playing tf2 n jacking off
[quote=alec_]i spent high school playing tf2 n jacking off[/quote]
My high school didn't have walls.
My high school didn't have walls.
I remember there's a legend about a girl that kicked a guy in the nuts
She apparently kicked him so hard that he ended up in a pool of blood and got knocked out so she was sent to the slammer afterwards
I remember there's a legend about a girl that kicked a guy in the nuts
She apparently kicked him so hard that he ended up in a pool of blood and got knocked out so she was sent to the slammer afterwards
I spent high school jackin off. TF2 hadn't been released yet.
I spent high school jackin off. TF2 hadn't been released yet.
Freshman year of high school this kid brought a gun in his backpack (wasn't even a ghetto neighborhood or anything) and two cops showed up and carried him out of the classroom, everyone left school and it was the best 4 day weekend ever.
Freshman year of high school this kid brought a gun in his backpack (wasn't even a ghetto neighborhood or anything) and two cops showed up and carried him out of the classroom, everyone left school and it was the best 4 day weekend ever.
i ended up a high school dropout and now i've wasted my whole life time on this game
i ended up a high school dropout and now i've wasted my whole life time on this game
hitherei ended up a high school dropout and now i've wasted my whole life time on this game
i would believe that
[quote=hithere]i ended up a high school dropout and now i've wasted my whole life time on this game[/quote]
i would believe that
all i remember was winning a really hard race in swim and then i got out so fast in excitement that i bumped my head on the diving block
i had no idea what tf2 was at the time :(
all i remember was winning a really hard race in swim and then i got out so fast in excitement that i bumped my head on the diving block
i had no idea what tf2 was at the time :(
my school didn't think i was mentally well enough to handle them so i was sent to a lot of different places
im pretty sure im retarded
my school didn't think i was mentally well enough to handle them so i was sent to a lot of different places
im pretty sure im retarded
half my classes were band classes
the other half i didn't like
half my classes were band classes
the other half i didn't like
Schooled on the mean streets of middle class white and southeast asian suburbia.
Schooled on the mean streets of middle class white and southeast asian suburbia.
I ran cross country in my freshman year and got my PR in a downpour on a muddy field filled with literal cow shit because a hurricane had torn up the regular course.
I ran cross country in my freshman year and got my PR in a downpour on a muddy field filled with literal cow shit because a hurricane had torn up the regular course.
i drank a lot of cough syrup in high school. i remember chugging it in the mornings and throwing up constantly. still cant drink grapefruit juice/eat grapefruit to this day i remember throwing up all over the floor of my computer science class and staring at my vomit in bewilderment.. i remember lying down on the sidewalk at lunch while my friends laughed at me and i threw like 20 dollars in quarters in the air. i remmber holding my best friends hand and trying to make out with her while watching dodgeball. i remember going to this abandoned motel that was on the same parking lot as my high school and smoking cigarettes and getting high before class. there was a torn out page of hustler or something and a bunch of newspaper lying around and empy 40s everywhere i think it was a hobos jerk off den. i dont remember passing out in english class and having an ambulance come take me to the hospital to drink charcoal. i remember getting arrested for disorderly for flicking off a cop cause they found a poem in the girls bathroom that threatened to blow up the school and they came to my parents house and searched my room when i wasnt there and when i got home my parents were terrified and crying so i got really pissed and flicked off the cop at the metal detectors. another funny thing that happened with the metal detectors is that everyone thought the whole bomb threat thing was retarded so a guy came in with his entire silverware drawer in his backpack. he got suspended for that. i remember all my friends asking if iactualyl did write the bomb threat and feeling really bad cuz even tho im a an epic troll xD id never do something like that.
fun timez
i drank a lot of cough syrup in high school. i remember chugging it in the mornings and throwing up constantly. still cant drink grapefruit juice/eat grapefruit to this day i remember throwing up all over the floor of my computer science class and staring at my vomit in bewilderment.. i remember lying down on the sidewalk at lunch while my friends laughed at me and i threw like 20 dollars in quarters in the air. i remmber holding my best friends hand and trying to make out with her while watching dodgeball. i remember going to this abandoned motel that was on the same parking lot as my high school and smoking cigarettes and getting high before class. there was a torn out page of hustler or something and a bunch of newspaper lying around and empy 40s everywhere i think it was a hobos jerk off den. i dont remember passing out in english class and having an ambulance come take me to the hospital to drink charcoal. i remember getting arrested for disorderly for flicking off a cop cause they found a poem in the girls bathroom that threatened to blow up the school and they came to my parents house and searched my room when i wasnt there and when i got home my parents were terrified and crying so i got really pissed and flicked off the cop at the metal detectors. another funny thing that happened with the metal detectors is that everyone thought the whole bomb threat thing was retarded so a guy came in with his entire silverware drawer in his backpack. he got suspended for that. i remember all my friends asking if iactualyl did write the bomb threat and feeling really bad cuz even tho im a an epic troll xD id never do something like that.
fun timez
also not sure if this counts but the year after i graduated a kid lit himself on fire with gasoline to kill himself
also not sure if this counts but the year after i graduated a kid lit himself on fire with gasoline to kill himself
where the fuck did u grow up d_b???
where the fuck did u grow up d_b???
as for myself, i walked into the boys bathroom one day and saw a guy and a girl having anal sex, like out in the open, not in a stall, and another kid filming it, they told me they were making porn
as for myself, i walked into the boys bathroom one day and saw a guy and a girl having anal sex, like out in the open, not in a stall, and another kid filming it, they told me they were making porn
i skipped all my classes it was great
i skipped all my classes it was great
some kid installed counter-strike on the school network
all the computer class ppl played lan 1.6 whenever there was a substitute teacher
some kid installed counter-strike on the school network
all the computer class ppl played lan 1.6 whenever there was a substitute teacher
Mr_Harvardwhere the fuck did u grow up d_b???
newsweek called it the tenth best highschool in the country lol
[quote=Mr_Harvard]where the fuck did u grow up d_b???[/quote]
newsweek called it the tenth best highschool in the country lol
Zillyhooi skipped all my classes it was great
up until you try to get into college
also this is a worthy mention: @calistories on twitter for all the things you want to know about the weird shit people at california high schools do. if you see ripon high or rhs thats where i'm at
[quote=Zillyhoo]i skipped all my classes it was great[/quote]
up until you try to get into college
also this is a worthy mention: @calistories on twitter for all the things you want to know about the weird shit people at california high schools do. if you see ripon high or rhs thats where i'm at
I am still in high school as a senior.
I spend high school jacking off and playing enough video games to not have a social life outside of said games.
Do have one story though.
It was near the end of the school year of my Sophmore year, and I'm in English class and we're watching a movie because we didn't have a final exam, we had a project, which everybody has already done. And I'm sitting with my phone in my lap texting and hiding it from the teacher because that's just what we did, and I'm talking to a friend of mine at random intervals, and since he's being me I have to physically turn around. And suddenly a bunch of kids across the room fall out of their seats and scream "ew!" And I thought somebody had puked due to exam nerves and I blow it off.
About 5 minutes after these kids ran out of the classroom, my principal calls me to his office. I get in and he's got an officer with him. He asks me what I was doing and I told him I was texting. He asks me what else I was doing, and I said watching a movie. So he asks to see my last text. I show him, and he gives me my phone back. My last text was 5 to 9 minutes before he called me and the text before that was some 2 hours ago.
So he calmly folds his fingers together in some sort of evil villain style and tells me promptly that people reported that I was jerking it in class. So I panicked because I wasn't.
Long story short, he tried to send me to alternative school, but my mom boycotted the desicion by keeping me home, resulting in me failing my health test.
I plan to invite the principal to my new school when I graduate, and the card will say, "Please come to my graduation at this school that is much nicer than that one, because people here care about education and do not assume students are dumb enough to masterbate in class. Hope to see you there!"
I am still in high school as a senior.
I spend high school jacking off and playing enough video games to not have a social life outside of said games.
Do have one story though.
It was near the end of the school year of my Sophmore year, and I'm in English class and we're watching a movie because we didn't have a final exam, we had a project, which everybody has already done. And I'm sitting with my phone in my lap texting and hiding it from the teacher because that's just what we did, and I'm talking to a friend of mine at random intervals, and since he's being me I have to physically turn around. And suddenly a bunch of kids across the room fall out of their seats and scream "ew!" And I thought somebody had puked due to exam nerves and I blow it off.
About 5 minutes after these kids ran out of the classroom, my principal calls me to his office. I get in and he's got an officer with him. He asks me what I was doing and I told him I was texting. He asks me what else I was doing, and I said watching a movie. So he asks to see my last text. I show him, and he gives me my phone back. My last text was 5 to 9 minutes before he called me and the text before that was some 2 hours ago.
So he calmly folds his fingers together in some sort of evil villain style and tells me promptly that people reported that I was jerking it in class. So I panicked because I wasn't.
Long story short, he tried to send me to alternative school, but my mom boycotted the desicion by keeping me home, resulting in me failing my health test.
I plan to invite the principal to my new school when I graduate, and the card will say, "Please come to my graduation at this school that is much nicer than that one, because people here care about education and do not assume students are dumb enough to masterbate in class. Hope to see you there!"
probably tripping over myself
probably tripping over myself
My Spanish teacher was retiring after my freshman year so he used all his vacation days near the end of school. We ended up with a long term sub who did not speak Spanish. We ended up watching movies in English with Spanish subtitles for two months. When he came back all he did was tell us stories about his life and never try to keep the class under control. This picture shows his level of awareness/caring...
http://puu.sh/bmUSP/0638f096f2.jpg
My Spanish teacher was retiring after my freshman year so he used all his vacation days near the end of school. We ended up with a long term sub who did not speak Spanish. We ended up watching movies in English with Spanish subtitles for two months. When he came back all he did was tell us stories about his life and never try to keep the class under control. This picture shows his level of awareness/caring...
[img]http://puu.sh/bmUSP/0638f096f2.jpg[/img]
Some kid ripped ass during the AP Calculus test when it was all quiet and everyone including the proctor was giggling. There's that at least.
Some kid ripped ass during the AP Calculus test when it was all quiet and everyone including the proctor was giggling. There's that at least.