stultusHe told a girl he liked her online. she liked him back.
but look at this fucking conversation.
can you make heads or tails of this
Him: I told her
ahgjkasghjkas
me: WHAT DID SHE SAY
Him: HIM: (9:04 PM) lsio bab wan to tell u sumthig donut be mad w/ bab u dont have 2 say nethink ok?? this is wierd of bab to say but bab kno is more wired 4 u to hear
HIM: (9:04 PM) bab like u but is not goig to chane how bab act to u!!!
HIM: (9:04 PM) u alway bab babacum
HIM: (9:04 PM) bab is bad for sayig but bab ned to say
HIM: (9:04 PM) pls donut be mad to baba
Sent at 10:06 PM on Thursday
me: that is
i dont know
Him: WHAT
me: why are you saying it wont change how you act towards her
Sent at 10:08 PM on Thursday
me: dont you want to date her or something
Sent at 10:09 PM on Thursday
Him: Her: (9:07 PM) wut u men ba
Her: (9:07 PM) i tole u i not gud u say i alway gud
HIM:: (9:08 PM) bab liek u like u lsia!!!
Her: (9:08 PM) even if i bad u not
Her: (9:08 PM) awwwwwwwww bab!!!!
HIM: (9:08 PM) that is wat bab say
Her: (9:08 PM) aba
Her: (9:08 PM) isi t ok if i liek u
HIM: (9:08 PM) ya is ok is also ok if u donut bab undertand
Her: (9:09 PM) what hte hel
Her: (9:09 PM) no ba i like u
Her: (9:09 PM) u win
HIM: (9:09 PM) bab win??
Her: (9:09 PM) ya u won
HIM: (9:09 PM) no game over???
Her: (9:09 PM) no gab ove
Sent at 10:12 PM on Thursday
Him: I'm so happy right now, dude
me: she obv like u brah
u just needed to take ur prize
Him: No game over
me: bab
glad it worked out. now what
Man
I'm so happy right now
Best way this could have went down
Sent at 10:21 PM on Thursday
me: im glad
Sent at 10:23 PM on Thursday
This was around 4 days ago but I saved the chat
Still a better love story than twilight.