Dude asked me if I played comp TF2, and what class I mained. I said I don't play much these days because my wife has fucking cancer, my mom in law (who lives with us) has cancer, I adopted a kid, and I just pop on now and then when I have a few mins to destress. Bro proceeded to attempt scam anyways. These people are low. Real low.

The horse poop smells like horse poop
The sheep poop smells like sheep poop
The chicken poop smells like chicken poop
The goose poop smells like..... etc etc
Lots of chainsaws, and tractors, so there's 2 stroke mix, and diesel fuel, too.

It smells like a farm, bud. It's glorious!

I work with a guy like this... If you go to his place for a beer, he has chickens sneaking inside, the sheep wander in if you leave the door open, a horse sticks his head in through the kitchen window and the goats climb on your car to look for edible bits. Most importantly though, don't go near the geese.

That feeling when there are kids on this site the same age as your 12y/o adopted kid. No wonder I can't make sense of half the threads on here.

Thanks, Glass!

I absolutely love this era of naval history and have a bit of a library on various aspects of it. Reading journals and diaries from the era can be pretty funny. Can you send me a link of this pdf?

My wife has brain cancer at 31.

Brain surgery went well, but now it's radiation treatment 5 days a week for 7 weeks, and hoping this shit gets beat, but the odds say it will be back. This woman has served her family, and cleaned up other people's shit her whole life. We adopted her nephew, and put our own plan for kids on hold to help the little fucker out. It sucks to watch the woman you love struggle physically and emotionally harder than she ever has before in her life.

I somehow managed to be the date of an absolute bombshell to a staff party. Things were going well until I unknowingly ate a couple pot cookies offered around on a platter trying to be polite. They were burned, and I didn't taste the laser lettuce at all. Girls with the platter were apparently already too fucked up to realize that maybe an explanation of ingredients might have been nice. I hadn't done any drugs in a few years, so I was a write off. An ex gf was kind enough to get me home where I cleaned my house alone until sunrise, while my hot date thought I hooked up with the ex, so that was a one and done. On the plus side, I woke up the next afternoon to a very, very clean house.

Virgin Police

Much like trump potus, it may not be exactly what you wanted, but it's guaranteed entertainment for the duration.

Was b4nny's 1st tf2 6's mentor, cheered for him to succeed, now I cheer for the underdogs! Also I have a 10 year old in my house who plays offline practice now... Watch your language in the coming months, pls. :P
"How do I rocket jump, Nigel?"
"Don't worry about it kid, your nick is oaf and you've been terrible at soldier since season 3. Shoot feet!"

Beer preceded and followed by beer. These days gaming time means all the adulting is already done, so it's gotta be beer.

MightyMe inspired me to be a plumber. The pay is good. Hasn't helped my demo game any, though.

I feel so old when most of the throwbacks are to when I was in my 20s.

Tore my A2 pulley on my left ring finger rock climbing, two broken toes skateboarding.

GO REKUSO!!!!