DenpaI will be the best tf2 player
I will always carry my team every game
No spy will ever backstab me
I will get lots of crits but my enemies will get none
I wont get into games with bots or cheaters
I will win every battle against the enemy team and survive
Me and our engis will always protect the intel and enemy cant get it
In trades i will always get lucky and get good profit
Only good items will be in my backpack
I will have lots of unusuals and rare items
All the medics will respect and heal me
Valve will listen to me and make new updates
No players will be able to dominate me
I will get the best things on roll the dice
Friendlies will not get in my way
I will keep getting good drops on the item drop system
I will help many players and get more on professors specs
No scammers will try to scam me
I will not get into a game with troll or micspammers
My skill will not be rivaled by any other players
No spy will be able to destroy my sentry nest
All the medics will always uber me
I will always get that spy before he gets me or my medic
My reflexes and shots will be out of this world
I can be and i can become a best tf2 youtuber
B4nny and more players will respect and wanna play with me
All youtubers will look at me as king
I will be the deadliest player on team
I will get a 30 killstreak every day
I can win every 1 versus 1 fight every time
Even pyro w+m1 will die to me
I will win all rounds games
I will get all achievements
I am always on the top of the scoreboard
I am a pro team fortress 2 player
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