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i will continue this story sentence by sentence with a new thread for each.

saltysally

if b4nny was in it would my story be better?

You see a beautiful woman. The hottest woman you have ever seen. She has an incredibly nice butt. The type of butt they write songs about. She walks by you, her ass slides on your hand. You say sorry but she just keeps on walking, completely ignoring what you did. You feel like you are invisible to this goddess of a woman. She walks into the bathroom. She starts doing her makeup then her butthole goes loose, watery poop gushes out, ruining her tight spandex shorts. She then takes off her shorts. She lays down, letting her body excrete all of the waste it can. There she laid, crying while pooping on the bathroom floor.

double post lol

http://i.imgur.com/AHYkp.png

hes really a pretty cool guy imho

...idk about his taste in youtube videos though >_____________________________>

Played with him in a pug last night.

My butt hurts.

woah taggerung why are you searching for dicks?

Thank you <3

uhh i had to watch my little sister and her friends one afternoon and my mom said i had to go take them to get some food. I felt like a pedophile.

then y are u hiding urs

good at shooting ground

shitposters keep forums fun silly

Im not 12 im 17 ;_;

Thanks for the nice words that I totally didn't ask you to write ;D

I think the team im on might be dead lol so I'm just gonna try and get my name out there.

Hi I'm capnfapn :> I only have half a season of ESEA experience but I have been around for way longer than that doing pugs,scrims and ringing. I would say that I'm at the very top of mid open, but I could probably do alright on a high-ish open team. I am not an mge_master but I've been told that my DM is pretty decent and that I have really good movement.
I think that I am pretty good at playing the passive/vagina/clean up scout role so if that's what you need I can cover that for sure. Im not afraid to get balls 2 da wall meatshots though 8)

As for utilities, I'm not very good at sniping but I sure do play a mean pyro rofl

teams i've been on:
Team Echelon
Classical mixTape
a billion 2 week teams with dingo and friends

EDIT: I GOT REALLY BORED AND MADE A SONG FOR THOSE IN NEED OF A RECON LAD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRZaU5CMmG8&feature=youtu.be

As a scout, I really like it when demos call which soldier or scout is lit. Things like "roamer is lit"/"scout on left lit" is great because then I dont go and try and kill somebody that is actually still at full health.