Usually I'd say someone who's dumb enough to not record demos three times is too dumb to be allowed to play TF2

But then again, he is American. Poor guy has been chugging corn syrup and fluoride every day of his life. Surely there can be some leniency for the developmentally disabled?

Are we an inclusive community, or are we not?

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We fucking did it lads, get in

Ummm cause you get better stats when your on a better team?

Dumpass

You've gotta keep Them guessing.

Alright people. So this morning I was walking down the street, coming back from the dentist. My dentist had said my gums were very healthy, so I was pretty pumped about that. Flying high.

Anyway - guess who I saw coming jogging towards me?

Well, maybe you already guessed it from the title.

Get this: It was like looking at Yohn, right? But (and this is the freaky part) it was NOT Yohn. It was a girl.

Now, Yohn's a good-looking fella. I don't mind saying that. I don't think I'm telling any tales out of school there. Objectively speaking, he's quite handsome, right? Exactly.

So - that being said - can you imagine how hot this girl was? I mean no, she didn't have Yohn's exact face. She would just look like a man if she did. She had the FEMALE VERSION of Yohn's face. Big difference.

What I mean is.. for example... she had the same sorta nose, but like smaller. And slightly upturned. Oh yeah and it was red at the tip, cause of the cold maybe? I think that's really cute myself, I don't know about you. She had the same sort of face structure, I dunno. I don't know how to describe it. Just Yohn's face, but more feminine overall. And the body. Good GOD. Definitely more feminine. 'Nuff said.

When she passed by me our eyes kind of met, y'know? I'm not gonna lie, I felt a spark. Then she looked away quickly. I think my bad-boy looks and healthy pink gums might have intimidated her. Whatever. I already got a girl. A girl whose face doesn't remind me of a premiership demoman.

So anyway, I was thinking I should find a way to track down Yohnette and somehow get her together with Yohn. Do you guys think that would be a good idea? I mean they're already on the same level, looks-wise. Maybe their personalities would mesh too?

And imagine if they ended up having a son. Mini-Yohn.

That would kinda be like taking Yohn and cloning him. But, y'know, in like an ethical way. Rather than a twisted, Josef Mengele experiment kinda way. It could potentially be a big leap forward for science.

Alright, well, let me know your thoughts on that. And I'll keep you all posted, as and when. Take it easy.

Ok here's a step-by-step guide

1.) Grind your aim and movement over and over and over again. It needs to be second nature to you, so you can do it without thinking. Your brain needs to be focusing on more important things. If you're ever thinking consciously about your aim or movement in a game, you simply haven't practised enough.

For doing this outside matches, I prefer DM. Or if not then MGE against soldier / demo. Scout v scout MGE is mostly useless, because in 95% of teamfights if you ever spam ADAD you'll just get a rocket to the feet.

Once you can aim and move well without thinking, you can move on to step 2.

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2.) Actively start thinking and practising about your positioning. As everyone knows, high ground = good. The winger is broken because it lets you almost instantly take the high ground on every point of every map, but most scouts don't use it to its full potential.

When your team loses an (even) team fight, it's often because your scouts got bullied off the high ground, or never managed to take it in the first place.

Of course, positioning is also highly dependent on the current uber situation, how many people are alive for each team, etc. Should you be holding close? Holding back? Hiding? Moving forward? Retreating?

Again, once you've been thinking actively about your positioning for a while, you will be able to do it without thinking too much about it. Move on to the next step.

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3.) Actively think about and practise your target prioritisation in team fights. This is probably the hardest skill to master, because it depends on so many different factors. It's also why b4nny is the best scout in the world despite his aim not being amazing.

You don't want to just be braindead shooting whoever is closest to you, yet most scouts do exactly that. You need to focus fire down targets with your team. This is actually most important for the scout in particular because hitscan is near-guaranteed (just don't miss LOL) to kill a low health enemy. You are the "clean up" class, so you need to do your job.

Someone on your team (probably the demo or the pocket scout) should be calling the main focus target in team fights, and others can chime in if and when they get an enemy low.

Obviously there are exceptions to this. Sometimes shooting the bombing soldier instead of your team's current focus target is best. Like I said, it's highly situational. Mostly it comes from experience, but you can actively improve it by watching your own gameplay (streaming or local recording is great because it's important to hear what your team was calling at the time).

I also recommend you watch b4nny scout pov on his stream, and pay special attention to how he positions himself in team fights and how he chooses who to shoot.

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Once you're DMing on autopilot, you'll have a lot more "brainpower" available in game to actively think about your positioning. Once you get positioning on autopilot too, you'll be able to actively listen to your team and decide who you should be shooting at. Once you get a feel for all that, you'll also start to understand the game on a higher level. You'll have overall become a much better and more consistent player.

But all that is kinda hard work so maybe just play DM more idk lol

Dead? I didn't even know they were sick

Oh, how convenient that the Swede wants to group different racially distinct European haplogroups under the blanket term of "white"

YOUR VIKING ANCESTORS RAPED AND MURDERED MY PEOPLE FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS AND WE WILL NEVER EVER FORGET IT

APOLOGISE

Um actually I'm racist to the Irish all the time so that's not true sweetie

Also you say you're not going to compare who is worse off, and then immediately say that actually black people have it worse because of some arbitrarily defined personal anecdotal evidence. Which is it?

The TFTV mods are doing a great job

In fact, I say we TRIPLE their salary!

VERY VALUABLE esoteric scout tip (no one else will teach you this):

>>Learn "Ret*rd Movement"<<

Alright, so you know how in pubs you will occasionally find those scouts who can barely use their keyboard? They constantly run into walls, and don't know they have a double jump. They probably picked the scout because it's bound to 1 on the class selection screen, and they think that means it's the #1 class (they're right).

Well, friend, you gotta be able to channel that mindset.

And doing this will make you INVINCIBLE against demomen at medium to close range

How are they supposed to predict what you're going to do, if you're not even sure yourself? Exactly. So, let's say for example that you're in a 1v1 and he just piped you. Obviously you're gonna cry for your medic and backpedal, just like every other scout would, right?

FUCK THAT. You're gonna crouch and hold A into a wall instead. Why? Cause you have an enormous dick weighing you down, that's why. You've gone Ret*rd Mode. Or maybe you just stand still and jump in place instead. The details don't matter - bottom line is he's gonna miss his next few pipes out of sheer confusion and gift you the kill.

Learn it. Apply it. I guarantee that you won't regret adding this to your repertoire. Pce

Imagine being a "straight" "male" and having "fits" that you have carefully coordinated and put together to create "drip". YOU ARE GAY!!!!

Here's a "fit challenge" for you - fitting deez nuts in your mouth lmaoooo

Lol of course there's proxy wars being constantly waged between the major world powers with spooks, spec ops, mercs, PMCs etc. They've been happening for decades, and it's obviously in the interests of both Russia's and the USA's governments to deny they happen. You're pretty ******* if you honestly think the official response wouldn't be the exact same if Trump wasn't president.

Stick to discussing the cartoon shooter game, okay kiddywinks? This is kinda embarrassing.

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Based