chicken bone on my doorstep

#1

vile

23 Frags – +

came home last night and found a chicken bone on my doorstep. came home again tonight and there was a bone again. what does this mean? am i supposed to be scared or something? i'm assuming that it's common knowledge or something but i can't find much on google. has this ever happened to anyone?

#2

pelt

46 Frags – +

i dont want to alarm you but i think it might be witch doctors

#3

LanturN

7 Frags – +

Do you have any chickens?

#4

clorg

7 Frags – +

maybe a raccoon or possum most likely thing

#5

vile

1 Frags – +

pamphleti dont want to alarm you but i think it might be witch doctors

am i supposed to be alarmed? i don't even know what a witch doctor is. am i supposed to feel threatened?

clorgmaybe a raccoon or possum most likely thing

the bones were placed in the middle of my doorstep each time. that's some precision there.

[quote=pamphlet]i dont want to alarm you but i think it might be witch doctors[/quote]
am i supposed to be alarmed? i don't even know what a witch doctor is. am i supposed to feel threatened?

[quote=clorg]maybe a raccoon or possum most likely thing[/quote]

the bones were placed in the middle of my doorstep each time. that's some precision there.

#6

mmrarkte

1 Frags – +

vilepamphleti dont want to alarm you but i think it might be witch doctorsam i supposed to be alarmed? i don't even know what a witch doctor is. am i supposed to feel threatened?

I'd leave your apartment/house asap if I were you

[quote=vile][quote=pamphlet]i dont want to alarm you but i think it might be witch doctors[/quote]
am i supposed to be alarmed? i don't even know what a witch doctor is. am i supposed to feel threatened?[/quote]
I'd leave your apartment/house asap if I were you

#7

qarky

20 Frags – +

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#8

vile

1 Frags – +

ghettovilepamphleti dont want to alarm you but i think it might be witch doctorsam i supposed to be alarmed? i don't even know what a witch doctor is. am i supposed to feel threatened?I'd leave your apartment/house asap if I were you

serious? i will defend myself if i have to.

[quote=ghetto][quote=vile][quote=pamphlet]i dont want to alarm you but i think it might be witch doctors[/quote]
am i supposed to be alarmed? i don't even know what a witch doctor is. am i supposed to feel threatened?[/quote]
I'd leave your apartment/house asap if I were you[/quote]
serious? i will defend myself if i have to.

#9

buttercup

23 Frags – +

Rise chicken arise

#10

vile

0 Frags – +

LanturNDo you have any chickens?

no.

[quote=LanturN]Do you have any chickens?[/quote]

no.

#11

Waffles

9 Frags – +

Any neighbours who enjoy drugs/alcohol and KFC?

Because it sounds to me like you live next to my brother...

Any neighbours who enjoy drugs/alcohol and KFC?

Because it sounds to me like you live next to my brother...

#12

Bdonski

10 Frags – +

Could you be more specific? Chickens have a lot of bones. Maybe take a picture.

#13

vile

0 Frags – +

WafflesAny neighbours who enjoy drugs/alcohol and KFC?

Because it sounds to me like you live next to my brother...

i enjoy drugs/alcohol and KFC.

BdonskiCould you be more specific? Chickens have a lot of bones. Maybe take a picture.

i kicked that shit away. it was a long one. idk.

[quote=Waffles]Any neighbours who enjoy drugs/alcohol and KFC?

Because it sounds to me like you live next to my brother...[/quote]

i enjoy drugs/alcohol and KFC.

[quote=Bdonski]Could you be more specific? Chickens have a lot of bones. Maybe take a picture.[/quote]

i kicked that shit away. it was a long one. idk.

#14

Bdonski

5 Frags – +

vilei kicked that shit away. it was a long one. idk.

Surely it would not be too difficult to walk outside and find it.

[quote=vile]
i kicked that shit away. it was a long one. idk.[/quote]
Surely it would not be too difficult to walk outside and find it.

#15

Rigel

9 Frags – +

How are you so sure it was a chicken bone? Doesn't a turkey bone sound more appropriate seeing as Thanksgiving just passed?

#16

downpour

6 Frags – +

http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/f/f1/Wdoc_level_07.mp3

#17

Cloudmaker2

5 Frags – +

security camera

#18

milo

6 Frags – +

next up bucket of kfc

#19

nich

14 Frags – +

Save the bones for a week, make a necklace and leave it on your porch with a note expressing your effort into making bone jewelry

#20

mmrarkte

0 Frags – +

Bdonskivilei kicked that shit away. it was a long one. idk.Surely it would not be too difficult to walk outside and find it.

it's pretty dark and cold, would suck to try and find it dude

[quote=Bdonski][quote=vile]
i kicked that shit away. it was a long one. idk.[/quote]
Surely it would not be too difficult to walk outside and find it.[/quote]
it's pretty dark and cold, would suck to try and find it dude

#21

rephoria

13 Frags – +

phobiaRise chicken arise

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130709075246/athfwiki/images/9/99/Ultra_mega_chicken.jpg

[quote=phobia]Rise chicken arise[/quote]
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#22

defy

6 Frags – +

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHUIU3HG1rk

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#23

Rigel

13 Frags – +

Alternatively you could become the Lord of Bones, aka Rattleshirt.

http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120521123902/gameofthrones/images/0/0d/Rattleshirt.png

Alternatively you could become the Lord of Bones, aka Rattleshirt.

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#24

vile

9 Frags – +

okay, my dad just came home and saw the bone, took it to our neighbors doorstep which is like 5 steps away and put it at his doorstep. his reasoning was "because he has a dog and only a dog would get a bone to be that clean. if it's them, they'll get the message. if not, oh well". okay, wtf? i legitimately think my dad is dumb.

#25

niveri

21 Frags – +

pamphleti dont want to alarm you but i think it might be witch doctors

Aren't witch doctors supposed to be benevolent? From what I know about ancient druidic rituals, the Chicken Bone ritual should result in the target being eviscerated and having their eyes pecked out by some chicken daemon. I don't think a witch doctor would ever perform this ritual, but whoever it is wants blood.

EDIT: Your dad wants you dead, sorry dude

[quote=pamphlet]i dont want to alarm you but i think it might be witch doctors[/quote]
Aren't witch doctors supposed to be benevolent? From what I know about ancient druidic rituals, the Chicken Bone ritual should result in the target being eviscerated and having their eyes pecked out by some chicken daemon. I don't think a witch doctor would ever perform this ritual, but whoever it is wants blood.

EDIT: Your dad wants you dead, sorry dude

#26

kuza

5 Frags – +

Your dad has a good point.

#27

vile

2 Frags – +

passive-aggressiveness pisses me off. (dad)

#28

Grim

19 Frags – +

Don't worry, nothing is going to attack you, they're all just a bunch of chickens.

#29

lias

0 Frags – +

security camera?

#30

kuza

-6 Frags – +

vilepassive-aggressiveness pisses me off. (dad)

DO not judge your father yet, you're still young. Wait until you're his age with his responsibilities. Things change.

This is just his "first" response. Wait to see how he reacts if it escalates.

[quote=vile]passive-aggressiveness pisses me off. (dad)[/quote]

DO not judge your father yet, you're still young. Wait until you're his age with his responsibilities. Things change.

This is just his "first" response. Wait to see how he reacts if it escalates.