Recently Anthony 'Jamjamm' Jammar and I sat down in his colonial villa over caviar, 1907 Heidseick, and arian virgin blood to pontificate on his 1 ESEA invite appearance, most recently successful shapeshifts, and the direction his cold blooded brethren intend on taking the new world order. Thanks also to Anthony for the wonderfully relaxing time by the pool, where I learned that he most likely can see through his eyelids judging by his suspiciously efficient Marco Polo performances.

Minutes are as follows,

Oafmeal: Strawberry or Raspberry?
[b]Jamjamm[/b]: Strawberry
O: Dark or Light beer?
[b]J[/b]: Dark
O: Night or Day?
[b]J[/b]: Night
O: Can or Bottle?
[b]J[/b]: Can
O: 6v6 or 9v9?
[b]J[/b]: MvM
O: Aural or Nasal sex?
[b]J[/b]: Aural
O: Vanilla or Chocolate?
[b]J[/b]: Choco
O: Fluffyanimals or Evilbender?
[b]J[/b]: If not both then pass
they're both cool dudes last i remember them
O: American or Euro football?
[b]J[/b]: 'MURICA
O: BP or Mixup?
[b]J[/b]: I need to know rosters to give you accurate answer
otherwise another pass
O: Stop or keep going onto the hard questions
[b]J[/b]: keep going for 5 min, then it's sleeptime
is this just random or is there somehow a survey to this shit haha
O: I'll ask the questions here.
Nekkid or PJs?
[b]J[/b]: PJ's
O: dlman or stabbystabby?
[b]J[/b]: dl
O: standard or auto?
[b]J[/b]: context?
O: I'll mark that one down as auto
Lightsaber or helper monkey?
[b]J[/b]: Monkey
especially if psychic
O: noted.
TF2 Dead or Alive?
[b]J[/b]: Alive
O: Human or Reptilian?
[b]J[/b]: MUTHAFUKKIN REPTILIANS 5EVAH
O: Seriously?
[b]J[/b]: WE WILL EAT YOUR SOULZ, HUMAN CATTLE NUBS!!!
O: kk this has been enlightening
ty for the waffles
[b]J[/b]: yea man
O: wait....
pie or pi?
[b]J[/b]: pie
O: Is that to keep education away from the people?
[b]J[/b]: fuck yes
O: You know I have a duty to inform my fellow man about your evil
[b]J[/b]: HHHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS



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