bl4nkLast weekend during comic con, my assistant manager got a call from a rather inebriated gentleman who offered somebody a fat tip if they were willing to deliver alcohol. Naturally, my assistant manager came to me and asked if I would do it. I took the guy up on his offer. I pulled up to his place and delivered the three pizzas. The household was hosting around a dozen or so drunken men and women. There were numerous empty bottles of bud light and a half full bottle of fireball in the residence. I asked around and a decision was reached for me to grab a 24 pack of bud light. I told them I'd be back in 5 minutes. I zoomed off to the nearest QFC supermarket in my booze fueled search. I successfully located the glorious 24 pack of bud light on the 2nd floor of the QFC and raced back to their residence. They were in shock as I pulled up on the dot at 5 minutes. I was cheered upon and called a hero as I stumbled back into their humble abode. They had collected a stash of cash and tipped me 45 bucks plus 21 reimbursement for the booze. I was then invited by a rather cute blonde to play a round of nerf gun russian roulette with them. Pressed for time, I took my shot of fireball as my turn of roulette had ended in my survival and I bid my drunken customers farewell.
this might just be my favorite honestly