AvastLove Doctor Cherry,
My current girlfriend comes from an East Asian culture and I'm having trouble getting her family to accept me. I feel like it would be a smart move to woo her family by trading her for livestock. What would you recommend Cherry?
Thanks,
ConfusedWhiteLoverBoy
You can't trade people! She's a human being and she owns herself.. I don't even think you're asking this question seriously judging by the letter form and the nickname..