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https://clips.twitch.tv/VenomousAlivePancakePMSTwin

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It's times like these that call for a little levity. So I present to you fine folks, my comedy routine on Trump!

So the other day Trump was saying how his crowd sizes are so large. Donny. We all saw the inauguration. If you really want to convince us your crowd sizes were big, how about you hold your hands up next to them. It'll look huge! Oh, we'll be talking about them for decades, "He had the biggest crowds at his inauguration, at least they sure did LOOK big when he was holding up a picture of them with his hands."

Next bit: Trump walks into a bar. Bartender says "What can I get you" Trump says "Hmmm... Well I don't drink alcohol, so how about you just get me a Barq's root beer." The bartender looks him up and down and says "Mr. President, I'm afraid we don't have Barq's". Trump says "President? Oh yeah I forgot! Woops, gotta go!" (he's dumb)

Alternate version of last joke: Trump walks into a bar. Bartender says "What can I get you?" Trump says "Hmmm... Well I don't drink alcohol, so how about you just get me a Barq's root beer." The bartender looks him up and down and says "Mr. President, I'm afraid we don't have Barq's". Trump says "FAKE NEWS!" and bans the bartender from the whtie house press room.

I hope this helps some of you out there get through these troubling times! Also I'm always looking for feedback so let me know what you think!

not enough good boy points

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he's going to fucking die

it means you touch yourself at night

look at this picture of my cats http://i.imgur.com/r02rulrh.jpg

think outside of the box
not round timers
item timers

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donald trump saying ya fired

not really feeling it

please don't reproduce it's mean to bring life into this world

enough of your ping theory