3:08 AM - radeon: 2:07 AM - radeon: Have you ever typed with your dick before?
2:07 AM - Ringer: oh please
2:07 AM - radeon: What's your technique? Do you hold it, and just run the keyboard into the head, or do you stand up and let your dick take control?
2:08 AM - Ringer: r u high or something
2:08 AM - radeon: No.
3:08 AM - radeon: EVERYBODY SAYS THAT WHEN I SAY THINGS LIKEWISE.

/discuss

Hello! I am looking for an Open team this season to play on. Preferably I would like to be on a team that is in it for the long haul.
Experience
- Been playing competitive for a super long time since 2010 (In the shadows)
- ESEA-O S12 Subtlest of Gems (1-11) (Died Midseason)
- ESEA-O S14 Questionable Plays (formerly Crucifix Recovery Team) (7-9) (Died Midseason)
- ESEA-O S16 No Expectations (7-9) (Played 3 matches)

Contact:
-http://steamcommunity.com/id/Cloridium/

Great, chill guy right here. Played with him on a team a while back. Awesome Medic. Can't speak for his Scout since I haven't seen him play in a while. Nonetheless would be a great pick-up. 10/10.

EDIT: Team is dead. RIP. Nothing to see here.

10/10 Would bang again. Better than me than I ever was and will be. Also gave me stranges. Nuff said.

Tetrimino pioneer. During my time as his pocket, he was a blast to play with and brought lots and lots of laughs. Fun guy to be around. Good at the game as well and definitely deserves a good team with other like-minded people. GL Soap! <3

We should get some Big Reds together again some time 'ol chap.

Alright, I figure since I do not have anything better to do I'll humor myself and make one of these.

History/Experience:

I've ridden the roller coaster that is the competitive TF2 experience since May of 2009, (middle of ESEA S6), and through this ride have been met with many unexpected loops, and turns, in which I have merited only two seasons of Open (ESEA S12 (Roamer), ESEA S14 (Pocket)). In between these two seasons where I was "blessed" with teams capable of actually surviving into a season, (both teams eventually died), I had gone through several failed attempts at trying to make, and join teams.

What I'm looking for:

Up until recently I was apart of an Open team that eventually fell to the hands of the same cancer I've encountered throughout this little ride of mine. So I would say I am looking for a team that can culminate enough sense of responsibility, discipline, and dedication to one another to try to gain something out of playing together rather than having six people show up every night just to die the next however many weeks it takes to die thereafter.

I'm not one to be egotistical enough to judge myself, so I'll leave my merits, and the experiences the community has had with me up until now to be a basis of judgement. If I had to choose a division then I would say Open/IM given the advent of the new Main division.

Also I'm looking to play Pocket or Roamer. I wouldn't mind backing up as well.
For further questions and curiousity:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Cloridium/
http://play.esea.net/users/457670

Really awesome guy, with a fantastic and cute as fuck personality. Surely will make you laugh and bring in good times in mumble. He has his problems and he knows it, and he isn't afraid to get down to business when it comes to fixing them. Would definitely benefit from backing up on a good team.

P.S. <3

6ft/360.

True story when we had him tryout. Really fun guy to play with and would do well on a mid-Open team, possibly better on a high-Open team if with the right people who can give an extra push to improve his play. He just came back from a 10 day hiatus and is eager to get on a team.

Give him a chance.

LOL! How is that even possible?

Why can't we ever be on a fucking team together?

Team is dead.

Extremely solid medic who keeps good track of ubers and overall advantages of the game. Good maincaller with sick surfs. Fun guy as well. 10/10 would bang.