Funny how this guy is prepared to do all this shit, troll and evade bans...etc then publicly grovel to get unbanned, it's pathetic. I got banned from some of these places before, UGC Forums or pug.nahl or whatever and each time I was doing dumb shit and acting like a cunt but I never once grovelled publicly on a forum to get unbanned because I knew when I got banned I deserved it and I just accepted the consequences.
If you're going to try and get unbanned, at least do it in a way that doesn't cry out that you're an attention seeking child who won't take the consequences for his actions. Be a man, ask the people directly through IRC or Steam or something if you can be unbanned and if they say no, accept it and serve the punishment you deserve.