Jaguar LF scrim 1030 Thu: like i don't want to slobber too much on your cocks but you guys are solid as fuuuuuck

I think it's obvious my team belongs in invite guys

if this sponsorship thing is real, and they don't find a way better team to sponsor or something, my team would probably move to ESEA

I have authentic testimony from Jaguar that my team are open level dm retards

I told them about invite teams and such.
Apparently the organization is a one man organization???
and they don't have the funds for higher level player?
also they found us through a mutual friend apparently

http://pastebin.com/6DiAM3wV

pastebin with convo

So, my team is UGC Iron trash, but apparently someone from this organization (http://www.hovbro.gg/) wants to sponsor us?
Kinda fishy, but I'd like your inputs.

Edit: They're offering us a server and Esea fees, in addition to computer parts???

I can use this as an excuse when I get raped by scouts now

I would play here but then I can't pubstomp because everybody on the server will be better than me :/

that title looks bad

the real question is why do u use view models

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Edit:I fixed it are u happy now ./

Went to China a year ago and stuff in China is dirt cheap compared to America

Ice Cream for the equivalent of 16 cents.
Bottled water for 50~ cents

I'll probably grow a third arm or something, but whatever.

It's not that cops are murderers, but some murderers are cops.

That's only if you do it by multiplying the health by 1.35 rather than dividing it by .65, because it's a damage reduction rather than a health buff

some other fun numbers

Fully Bufffed Demo- 400 hp

Fully buffed battalions backup soldier-500 hp

Backup is actually banned because it's OP as shit apparently.

Fully buffed scout with backup buff=270~ hp killing machine.

How would you counter someone running banner anyway? If they don't do dumb shit they'll probably build that charge eventually, and it's not a big enough threat to justify having to push first (which is always harder to do), but if you just let them get the charge , they'll just force you and repush with the banner. Is this like the booties where you just have to do the same thing?

I stole mine and added a 2.0 to it