Welp.

On one hand, being publicly dunce-capped and used as a general example of suckitude is kind of depressing, but on the other hand it's my own fault for being that generally shitty anyway. I've been seeking out advice/mentoring for my own play recently anyway, so thanks for the review, I guess.

Uh okay apparently we got bumped up into IM! Topic updated accordingly.

http://i.imgur.com/CKFTDOX.jpg

Lights you are so goddamned short. Too bad I wasn't there to make you seem less short by comparison.

You've said this before and I still can't remember that for the life of me as I've probably played under 50 lobbies in my life nor do I understand how you still remember that but OK pt I'm sorry that I trolled you in a lobby once.

lol

Oh boy.

Hi, I'm Kohaku. You might recognize me as a savagely funny TF.TV poster, leader of the trans-autistic railroad (worst flank in playoffs!), former scout of the world-famous Invite Spacebots roster, or all three. Either way, I returned at the beginning of Season 12 to a not-so-dazzling comeback--I'm honestly a pretty unremarkable Scout and don't feel like I've really gone beyond playoff Open/low IM level over the course of these past two seasons. It's not hard to see why; TF2 has mostly been just an evening distraction for me to hang out with friends when I'm not studying or editing things and I haven't really been practicing that much, and I'm OK with that.

However, university ends for me next Tuesday and I'm in a position to give a fuck again and actually be able to put the time in and practice. Basically, I want an Invite-level scout to sit down with me, watch a demo or two so you can talk to me about why I'm shit and how I can improve, and maybe spec a scrim or something if you want next weekish. The most important part about playing to me is having fun, but to be perfectly honest I want to taste feeling like I'm gaining exceptional, palpable player progression again. Not to say that I was actually Invite level when I was the Spacebots' main scout--none of us were except maybe kwazi--but I'm ready to put the time in and get out of this "high Open" mindset I find myself hoping I won't perpetually occupy, help my team shit on nerds, and hopefully not totally fucking beef it in playoffs again.

Please help me. I'll be a good mentee, I swear. In return for your services I promise I'll introduce you to some truly life-changing anime and your IQ probably won't drop by any alarming amount.

That was really awful. Like I guess you're not supposed to expect half decent rhymes, beats, flow, or anything resembling artistic merit from something like this but I also don't really give a shit about the aesthetic so it did nothing for me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wsj7v_TMdEA

A Discourse On and Defense of the Waifu Movement was written by virgins? thrasher, I think you just might be onto something. Holy shit.

http://pdfcast.org/pdf/a-discourse-on-and-defense-of-the-waifu-movement

Kantoku, so good.

I see. Thanks for the advice, Sal. To think I was going to go to law school instead!

Sal, ever since the first time I gazed at the Milky Way through my telescope as a child, I knew in my heart that my dream was to someday become an investment banker. Tell me, is there a way to break into the stock market but still keep my mortal soul? At the very least, what are the market forecasts for souls looking like and would that be an effective starting investment for a beginner? Or should I sell all my worldly possessions for golds before I jump right in?

Thank you for your consideration.

That was alright - I actually enjoyed that purely because it reminded me of playing Ape Escape. Ape Escape fucking owns.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPMpoAZa3tI

No tryouts tonight because the bird is watching basketball.

Add me though.

Good man.