Your team is 3:3 in UGC Steel, don't throw away your money to get stomped in ESEA. It costs like eight bucks a month for premium plus league fees. There are teams with a better record in UGC Silver who wouldn't pull off 4:12 in Open. Keep practicing and improve to the point where you can confidentially put down the cash for something other than just saying "I played in ESEA".

In fifth grade I (gently) poked a class Gienua Pig. The teacher jabbed me in the ribs with a pen 3-4 times and had to write the Declaration of Independence 50 times during my recesses. Guy was a fucking dick.

Not if all of those use optical lasers.

They're following orders.

Here is a "real FoV" calculator for Source games. Enjoy.

This is my cat, Cat. I don't know how I managed to get such a good picture out of her.

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/73033589/03-01-11_1506.jpg

You'd think so, but you forget that the UGC admins exist and make roughly 100% of Highlander-related decisions in North America.

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This is also a great reason to bash 9v9.

There is a Team Fortress 2 chess set that either is being or has been released. The hat is most likely a promotional item for purchasing it.

http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/555780_497880256913964_1637483288_n.jpg

The little chess piece hats on each class can be taken off and placed onto other characters.

You made Gullywash, and that's my favorite 5CP map in TF2. This map has none of the things that make Gullywash a good map. Here's a few things that Gullywash has that Croissant does not:
-It's just like Badlands. Copying Badlands is a good thing.
-The rollout is quick and engaging.
-The flank and choke from mid to second are extremely well defined.
-The last point has a number of entrances that are very easy to rotate between.

I don't know how you could fix all of the issues Croissant has without overhauling it to the point that it's unrecognizable, but here's it's biggest flaws:

-You have to fight mid around a corner. This is the least intuitive thing you could ever do with a midpoint.
-The sheer amount of open space on the map is horrible.
-There are long, narrow, and not to mention convoluted hallways everywhere that make me feel like I'm on Junction even though this map is bigger than California.
-None of the flanks are well-defined and don't contribute to the flow of the game. The one going from mid to second is horrible to push through, and the sightline on it is closed off enough that people could quite easily just walk in and hide behind the enemy team for free. This is not the purpose of flanks.
-The distance between the midpoint and the second point is way too long, and the choke isn't prominent enough to be played around.
-Most of the updates you've made as of late make it look like you have a very personal vendetta against snipers and only want spies to enjoy this map.
-The map is laid out in such a way that Übers don't really matter, and that goes against every rule of the TF2 metagame.

Scrap this and make another amazing Badlands clone TIA.

MustardOverlord and Tone-Pot are pretty cool and pretty good. They also have one hell of a main caller, so you can just listen your way to victory.

I registered an account to say he's both cute and a good pickup. Now you all know who you have to blame for my presence.