this was pretty much the only dream i could remember because it was so distinct. i think i was doing acid at the time.
i dreamt that hitler and i were playing in a 2v2 water polo tournament. he wasnt a nazi anymore so it was ok. it was the finals and we were up against brad and margaret thatcher. for some reason brad kept on saying "oOoOoOo he's dead alot". it was tied 4-4 and i thought hitler was about to do the nazi salute, but i ran over to him in tears yelling "h-hitler-kun! dont do this. onegai!" he turned to me and whispered "dont worry, i got this" and we kissed. in the end he wasnt doing the nazi salute, but rather he was readying himself for a spike. he got the ball in and we won. after, we celebrated and made out. brad started crying "i rather be shit in tf2 than this". margaret thatcher suddenly had a heart attack. she was rushed to the hospital and we were all worried. brad stood by his aunt's side and cried some more. he decided to pull her plug so that she wouldnt suffer anymore (wut, its a heart attack). everything started to flash and i ended up in transformer 2 for some reason. im not sure if this was in the director's cut or not, but i ended up watching a hentai of megatron raping starscream in f-22 mode. apparently this took place before 9/11 and both decepticons were on their way to the world trade center. but zero4 the quake player airshotted both of them down and everyone was saved. like in the movie, they dropped megatron in the ocean (didnt they also drop osama bin laden in the ocean too?) thats when i realized that megatron is osama bin laden.
when i woked up, my pants were drenched in semen.