MINECRAFT: XBOX ONE EDITION

Really, Xbox? That's a selling point? Minecraft? The game that's already been out for years? I think they're getting desperate.

Plot twist: That story was written on its own by my haunted keyboard.

John goes on stage. The crowd goes silent. After a few intense moments of silence, John looks at everyone and says, "I know I wasn't publicly scheduled, but I have made arrangements to also show off at E3." John then takes off his mask to reveal it is actually Robin Walker. Robin then puts on a Santa costume and pulls out a big red bag from under his B.M.O.C. (with Green Energy). He opens the bag and smiles. He empties the contents of the bag on the floor, revealing free copies of HL3, TF3, and L4D3. The crowd goes wild and immediately begins scrambling around and fighting for the games onstage. In the midst of the confusion, Robin takes off his mask to reveal that it is actually Tagg. Tagg uses his Invis Watch to sneak around and find a secret beta of the new Killzone. After finding it, Tagg then decloaks and rocket jumps back to his house only to find out that the Killzone beta is actually an HD remake of Super Mario 64. To make matters worse, he left his oven on, which sends his electricity bills skyrocketing (no pun intended). Unable to afford the electric bill, he is unable to play for the rest of the ESEA season. It was all an elaborate ruse by Top Guns to ensure that they go to LAN.

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i'm not sorry

Please, no. I'm pretty sure watching the videos in this thread is the reason as to why I just lost a few brain cells.

If I didn't know any better, I'd say this is a new official map based off of the screenshot of mid alone. This looks fantastic.

I'm likely the only one I know that's planning to go. This won't matter much, though, because it will basically be a LAN pug where teams are chosen on the spot, right? I'm very doubtful anybody from my sixes team can make it. Also, Saturday morning sounds very good considering I'm also planning to go to a concert later that night.

Looks swanky! I'll try it out later today.