*hijacking the thread*
me too

Can i get only a monitor ?
if CPH can't, can i get it from someone i've got money

Where is tek ?

The drag queen stream is on its way, i just received the confirmation from my brother !
Stay tuned on twitch.tv/deli69_ and on twitch.tv/olgha

Do you need a photographer for lan events ? because i can contribute freely if needed

wow already 131 euros reached ! that's amazing !
Thanks to logoss for the enormous 100 euros donations !
also thanks to
dividerofworlds for the 10 dollars !
AMP-T for the 5 euros !
eepily for the 5 euros !
godmode for the 5 euros !
sodddddddlarataille for the 3 euros !
and ninjanorbert49 for the 3 euros !
You guys are awesome !

edit : i almost forgot the cool 2 keys donation from acanta ! thanks a lot !

Update ! you can now donate by paypal !

Your work is amazing mastercoms, really well readable and very well explained. And as it stands for me it has no flaws.

Yes of course you can Either trade it to me or Deli

Bonsoir TFTV,

We, “Les fakecallers de l'extrême”, will be attending CPH 2020. We’re the last fully national composed roster in prem of ETF2L, always playing in prem for 4 seasons now as well as attending LANs. Thing is this time we may have financial troubles for some of our players and we need YOUR help to finance us and avoid having only english people to talk to at CPH.

Our roster is composed of :

-Karnax Flank scout :

This dude is like a scout frozen in time, playing a 2012 gameplay still today, hiding to backcap or flank the med at the moment you would not expect. Also he’s there to move that sentry up whenever you’re on last.

-Aliensmiley Pocket scout :

As i say pocket scout, it may not be totally accurate as Alien is more of a showman than a scout. Always following up the pace of his team but never takes 1v1 against scouts. He’s here to win and no one will ever stop him for doing so.

-Dwo Roaming soldier :

If you lived in a cave for the last 3 years, indeed your may have not heard about “Dwo69”
This guy has many names : “Jumper god”, “Highlander slayer”, “6’s destroyer”, “4v4 European champ” playing at the top in every mod of the game. He’s a really aggressive soldier along side Karnax to do miracles when you need it to happen.

-Raf Pocket soldier :

Human resurrection of 9’ feet tall MGEMike, He’s the taller person you will ever see in your life, and just for that you should help us. He’s also the maincaller of our team, leading us to stalemates and boring gameplay, as his jumping abilities is a 50 minutes run on jump_beef, you’ll know how impressive it is…

-Deli Demoman :

The last pickup of our team, bringing forward the dm force for us. Looking at him when he plays may refers him to you as a fully bonobo kind of player, but trust me he’s trying really hard to act like a normal human.

-Olgha Medic :

What is Olgha’s true main class ? Pyro ? Scout ? Soldier ? Demoman ? Medic ? We already tried all of that but we can assure you that we still didnt find out. Never afraid of any opponent he would rather drop his whole team than getting forced to pop an uber

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For the sake of your money, we, as a team, will make sure to satisfy all of your wet dreams by giving you some of our time to do things you desire the most in a fundraiser, which are :

5$ - You get a signed weapon from the player of your choice AND you get a selfie at lan
10$ - You get a arm wrestling match (win ?) against Olgha, which will be posted on a youtube video
15$ - You can get an ultiduo game against Olgha and Raf
20$ - You can get a nice and sweet Demo review from the team member of your choice, as well as a training program to get better
50$ - You’ll get a romantic dinner with Olgha at lan or outside LAN (depends on the demand)

Milestones

At 100$ - With the help of my fellow semi-professional drag queen, I, Olgha, will be playing an entire scrims dressed like a drag queen on my personal twitch : twitch.tv/olgha

At 200$ - Olgha will be playing a map in a scrim without a hud as medic. It will be stream at http://twitch.tv/olgha

At 300$ - Everyone who donated for the fundraiser will be able to give a name for the team at CPH. (IN FRENCH ONLY ) People who donated will vote for the one they prefer

As you’re giving us a donation here : https://streamlabs.com/deli69_/tip
try to give us the perks you want and a link to your steam profile so we can add you.

Milestones will be updated on this thread as well as on deli’s stream https://www.twitch.tv/deli69_

Hoping we will meet at Lan !

Yours sincerely,

Olgha

Should remove all the brit wankers from our EUROPEAN league

https://drive.google.com/open?id=1_lbINRZUHXgdje7WM8C7cB_Od-ID850D
Hi Doughy, i struggle to know when to go spy as medic pls help me

i love your stream buddy

@Nursey don't act childish and take upon yourself what you did, which is sending nudes to an under-aged person. Now if you've not been arrested, good for you, and try now to keep in mind you did something wrong, which has to not be commited again. I respect what you did for tf2 even tho i didn't like the character you were trying to show on tf2, but it will never be your redemption to what you did wrong.
Now i'm truly hoping you can recover from it. If you need it, i suggest you go to a therapy session about that. And keep in mind blaming the whole world as "monsters" has never been a good solution for someone.
Good luck with that...

(if you need to talk, i like to chat casually so you can add me ).