Nidstang/timtum. I've known him for 4 years and I've never seen him shittalk or be a dick to anyone which is a gigantic achievement online

Arie is going to challenge you to a duel

Isn't that just a dx8 thing?

If not, just try mat_ specular 0 and mat_phong 0

https://clips.twitch.tv/SuaveImportantWaffleTBCheesePull warning actually nsfw

https://clips.twitch.tv/LuckyInquisitiveOysterGingerPower

Get a macro that moves your mouse down for the same amount that it goes up every time you click m1. P sure that's cheating though

It's -autoconfig not -autoexec

Another few tips off the top of my head

Don't look away when you're being chased/bombed. Look at the player shooting at you so you know when and where to move, hit surfs etc

If someone is trying to force you, try to analyze the situation - how much ammo do they have left, are they putting stickies under you, are they in a position to do damage to you (a good thing to know is pipes do 100, rockets do 112 max, scatterguns do 105 max). The same thing goes for popping in general, if you see a bunch of your teammates that are in a position to take tons of damage, it's better to use to prevent that damage. If you see that they're not being shot at by a lot of different sources or if the enemy team is out of ammo, it's safe to milk for a bit.

Always keep a clear head and try to be a few steps ahead, try to imagine what ubering will accomplish and what holding it will accomplish

After ubering, keep your eyes open for teammates that are in risk of dying/taking fat damage so you can flash. Also, keep track of what your own team is doing and what the enemy team is doing so you can back off if the situation is bad and stay in and keep healing if you're winning the fight

Keep your ears open for footsteps/rocketjump sounds from behind you/other places that you can't see

Know what the sniper sightlines on each map are and learn which spots/routes are safe

Never lead pushes through chokes, make sure your teammates pass first and check for hiders/traps but don't stay so far behind that you're baiting your team or risk dying to flankers because you're too far back to get help

Heal people that are in a risk of dying, if you have a 90 hp teammate behind you not taking any fire and a 150 hp teammate in front of you that's actively fighting, make sure the dude in front isn't going to die before you turn back and arrow the low hp player that's in a safe position

If you're surfing, try to steer clear of walls so a soldier cant get an easy wallshot on you

Like everything else in tf2, medic is also a matter of having played through the same stereotypical situations a million times so you can read what's going to happen before it happens and know what's a good decision and what's a bad one

8000 hour players shittalking 2000 hour players for not being as good as them

He doesn't have a monitor, he's plugged directly into the matrix

Ask her out

gift wraps no longer work on untradeable items, got patched a few years ago

Edit: Why even bother with an axe when you can just use a giant fucking icicle

Oh yeah I've got 3 more

I joined a trade server and heard people talking about buds so I googled it and got a bunch of results about weed which confused the fuck out of me

One of the first times I played 6s, kratos was playing med and he told me to sac in last so I just walked into their entire team without shooting and died

I played scout vs solly mge with the atomizer and kept wondering why people kept leaving

When I started tf2 I thought scouts can only double jump if they bounce off of walls so whenever I wanted to double jump I'd slam myself against a wall

https://clips.twitch.tv/ComfortableAntsyBasenjiChefFrank

You can download a mumble add-on that lets you do that

Edit: Can't find it anywhere but I remember someone on tftv mentioning it, it was called mumble developer kit or something. If you can find it, send me the link pls