Maybe i'm just a cranky scrooge but I fucking can't stand 99% of Christmas Music

I've been wishing my mom a happy 35th birthday every year for a while now

you guys are seriously sleeping on the meatball sub

yeah here's a video i found of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZVNOQHgFS0

if you use the dalahoks bar and switch between GRU and another weapon you can get way over your max. I just fought a 23000 (i didn't mistype that) health heavy in casual lmfao

NoodleFM : wait does koth count as offense?
Sino : I hope so
(TEAM) Kabukiman : everyone stop the engi
NoodleFM : or 5cp?
EELI : I don't think so

Going offline or launching the game when i'm offline makes my game crash and the only way to fix it is the logout/log back in since alt-tabbing or ctr-alt-delete doesn't get out of the tf2 window

Civ 3 was one of my favorite games as a young child, still pretty fun to try out!

Can anyone who's in the Phoenix Gang lend me a hand? trying to complete heroes quest and I need a bud. my runescape name is SeamenLover or just add me on steam

update: Sal is an absolute saint

okay The Second Banana looks pretty useless but hilarious

I'm pretty sure that this whole update is an elaborate social experiment by valve to see for how long they can bait and tease a community

One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.

why did you cut riceprince