Was very impressive when I played against him. Messed me up more times than I can count.

I would bet a key, with a DirtyMort guarantee!

(XD XD it rhymed ayy lmao)

2:33 PM - THE BILLDOZER: im gonna spank newspeak tomorrow

Wow, this is horrible. I just don't comprehend what has to be in a person to believe that this can be justified in any way shape or form. Do terrorists honestly think they are doing the right thing?

Super nice guy, good med as well.

Good roamer, good friend, good shit talker, good at getting people mad.

Split open nearly my entire bottom lip because of a scooter accident. (lol) A few of my teeth were knocked out, and one cut open and lodged itself into my lip. They had to dig the sucker out and then stitch it up. 24 stitches in my lip was not fun.

I mean, I didn't disagree with you, and I am not disagreeing with you now. I fucked up.

Ah yes, I went from bumping my LFT thread because no one knew me, to actually posting on the forums. Guess I made things worse for myself because everyone thinks I am a shitlord now. Can't say I don't deserve it though. How things have changed.

I hate Melon

If I can manage to keep a team alive I will, otherwise, someone please pick up this god like gamer.

What? I don't see the issue. I just explained my thoughts as to not sound passive aggressive. How is that a bad things?

First, lets talk about the RoA thing. I was running with huge input lag because of an issue on your end, you choose not to believe me, and spammed memes and insults instead. I didn't feel like dealing with it, so I deleted you.

Now, you're right, that was passive aggressive. People want actual criticism, so I will give it.

Let's start with your performance in our one game, stat page for those who want it: https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=5310695

Now I think we can see a glaring issue in the fact that you bottom damaged and bottom fragged. Now you claim that you were being baited, which is an outrageous claim and just false. You can go ahead and review the demo if you like. You will see that juicy just didn't play with the team, he wasn't baited at all. We were essentially playing a 5v6 because juicy decided he would ignore calls, do what he felt was best, and was ultimately punished for it, everyone in the mumble can and will attest to that.

Now, you can excuse one bad game, but lets just rewind and look at scrims even beforehand.

Juicy was occasionally a pain in the ass to deal with and had a tendency to get upset easily. In scrims, he was constantly upset at our performance. However, rather than try to fix things, he would usually just treat the scrim like it was a DM server and just be silent, when he did speak, it would be a complaint. It was very obnoxious.

Now, I am not going to lie and say that Juicy is a straight up horrible person or horrible scout. His performance, when pleased, was usually good. Although we had a clash in personalities, I am sure he can be a cool guy. With a good fit, he could be on a Mid-High Open team.

That is my honest thoughts/opinions. No bullshit. No passive aggressiveness, Take it as you will, I am just one dude.

Griff is a really good guy, solid pocket, and good main caller. Go ahead and give him a shot!

I would just like to personally thank Juicy for giving me the opportunity to make Spider 2 Y Banana a High Open team after he rage quit when we got 5-0'd the first game of the season. I could truly never thank him enough :')