I know this is nothing, but my hopes jumped:

http://i.imgur.com/kqHqm2Y.png

hooli we already did that and it's called Liberia

Minnesota from the west, Washington in the east.

Minnesota is the best team in the last 2 months. Dubnyk is outstanding (up with Price and Hamburgular) and his new techniques will allow him to keep up in playoffs. Their defense is one of the best in the league, and their forwards play a rough game that works well in the playoffs. They also have really good shot quality and corsi.

Washington is my east team because the team has made playoffs in the past with much worse defense and goaltending. Now that their defense is good and Holtby is doing well, they will be much more threatening. Also Ovechkin is fucking amazing, and with his 53 goal season, he's probably one of the best goalscorers in history.

Also of note, if we remove November from everyone's schedule, CBJ would be 3rd in the east. Next years gonna be scary, especially if we win the lottery and get Connor McDavid.

That's awesome man. Good luck with everything!

Listen, Alfa, I'm sorry some mongoloids added you and called you a vampire. It's uncalled for. You're a good player and obviously much better than my never-left-midopen ass. Don't let comments about your skill eat you up, it's not worth it.

However, you shouldn't be so upset at everyone. Like no one actually has a vendetta against you, and I'm sorry you feel that way. It is not an excuse to shit on the community that pays so you can win money in Invite. Tyrone got trash talked by like everyone in the game and he didn't call everyone toxic.

So I'd like to remind everyone hat there's nothing wrong with mental illness. It's like diabetes or sickle cell. Just happens.

One thing I loved from the S11 LAN Cast was live reporting/interviews.

Will there be someone to like update the casters from the venue about pauses, what players do/say? It would be awesome cuz the production quality is already through the roof.

bump, reg is ending soon and i'll play for most anyone

Fuck Clinton and Bush. We don't need the same 2 families as president for the last 5/7 terms being president in the future.

Hey guys, I'm Turin. I've played for about 2 years in a series of teams gradually working up from low open to just above low open. I'm a soldier man, normally only played pocket, played half a season on roamer before switching back.

I recently took a break last season to get some real-life things in order, but I should be able to play next season. I can play soldier at about a midopen level, with my pocket being slightly better due to experience. I'd really like to play next season as I miss actively playing with people.

I've chilled out with my attitude over the years. About a year and a half ago I was pretty rage-y, but I'm more calm now.

If I play pocket, it might be better to have a more controlling medic, as I generally need that leash to do well. If it's me maincalling it's never been consistent, as I have a history of making silly dumb mistakes that cost points and rounds. If I can focus more on mechanics I generally perform better. I'm not really sure of my roamer skillset, but that's due to inexperience.

Thanks for reading, I'd really love to start playing again.

How the fuck could that guy afford a hooker 5 nights a week.

I might just be an Alaska thing/canada thing. I guess the infrastructure is really limited on what it can do, especially when it has to cross such undeveloped areas.

How do people that do HL and 6s do it? Doing 3 matches a week isn't impossible.

I would say this is an alt but he had 4 pages of posts wtf

Why don't you get a real knife?