i mean demoknight tf2 is already so fucking old and not funny its hard for it to get any worse

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Alright lads, gonna be real with you here, I kinda forgot to do a prem writeup for the season but it seems like prem is a bit shit again this season and the ace team has mysteriously died (hmmmm).
For this reason i have decided to do a writeup that more acurately reflects my own level and hereby maybe knowledge of the players within the division. It also has 8 teams, unlike a certain division with certain players trying to make last minute teams.
This should go without saying at this point, but due to my expertise and familiarity with the topic at hand, my rankings can and will be correct. I am the authority.

1. SELECTED!
Keeping with the theme of cheaters, SELECTED! marks the return of the almighty azn, or broda, or night terror, or maybe even scorpion?
If azn isnt banned again by the end of the season (including playoffs) i will eat my own shoe.
Rest of the team seems decent idk man.

2. Boss Baby
I cannot be fucked to put in all the extra emojis and stuff. Seems like a decent team but the presence of not one but two grandpas in mould and war makes them appear weak and frail when it comes to doing anything other than reminice about the old days. War knows how to play the game and is on pocket and will probably end up maincalling so theyre gonna be good i guess. Hoping neither war nor mould suffer from any back injuries or memory loss.

3. KRITZBERG FOR DEFENCE!
I have legit never seen this team play and theyve been playing for a few seasons now. How washed is graba? Who knows man he wasnt that great when he wasnt washed so i cant imagine his performance to be very solid now either. Wonder joined a polish team 3 days before a game to beat me in an open official in s.23, won the game, left the team after he rolled us on two maps, then got his team a def loss for roster hijacking. We played the official knowing we could get the def win before ever playing the game and laughed our asses off when we got the def win. Get fucked idiot.

4. Ngolo’s kingdom
Decent roster with decent players i guess. Finally seems like wargasm has found himself a steppingstone to use his million mge elos for something other than playing ultiduo with vis. Wishing him luck with playing an actual gamemode.

5. L A N T U R T L E
Ancient mythical entities but digb is on the team and cuppers isnt there to not die to my airshots despite how hard i own him. These guys have been around forever and seem to be running the long con to hopefully one day be the div 2 herbsarmy/clanda. Permzilla also plays.

6. Joe and Lelia
Their real team name sucks dick so im naming them this instead. It is the joen and leila team. The first time i trialled for a joen and leila team in s22 or some shit they spent 20 mins discussing ikea furniture and where to put it. I was like 15 and mortified. Glad to report that they havent changed. They are and always will be the only and ultimate tf2 power couple.

7. The russians
I trialled for a mid team where i played against these guys and meaf ran into my rockets like 3 maps in a row and it was great. This means their teams bad right?

8. PAINT Gaming
Greek mythos speaks of the greek King Sisyphus, damned by Hades to spend the rest of eternity pushing a boulder up a hill only for the boulder to roll back down the hill once the arduous task is completed. This is is the plight of a man named BOBBYBASKETBALL and the team PAINT gaming.
Oh how the mighty have fallen. Comming into this they were looking like one of the strongest teams div 2 had ever seen. However, following a stern talking to about sandbagging from our very own head admin aoshi, PAINT Gaming took their first steps towards the seemingly innevitable disappointment and mediocrity this season will bring. Quite frankly, this team should be renamed to BOBBYBASKETBALL’s prison. If you have ever played a pug with more than one of this rosters players on the classes they appear to be playing this season, you will know how dire this is for our very own bobby. Charlie scout is the biggest troll this game has ever seen. Torrit on pocket doesnt really need description. The loss of their allstar roamer and saving grace catbowcar has left this already shrivelled and diseased husk of a team hemorrhaged and begging for death, a truly putrid corpse on the side of the road one might have found walking around medeival towns during the black plague. God help us all.

And there it is. The season has begun, excitement is in the air and lan is right around the corner.
And shockingly, the division to watch this season isnt prem or even div 1, but division 2. Will any of these teams go to lan? Dont think so. Who wins? Dunno watch dumms stream he’ll probably muster up the strength to watch these horrifying games. As our beloved game finally completely fades away from any sort of relevance and into a few dusty history books, so far back in the gaming history library that nobody will even remember it ever happened, as the innevitable heat death of the universe erases all trace of our tiny insignifacnt planet and the lives lived on it leaves it just as bland and forgettable as anything else the human race ever done.

See you on the battlefield.

List of random practical tips that have popped into my head regarding copenhagen:

Check the weather before you go, temps canbe anywhere from the first cpg where it snowed to the 20+ we had last year. dmi.dk is the official danish weather forecast and usually pretty acurate. BRING A RAINCOAT no matter what it says. Danish weather sucks and rain is usually combined with wind that makes unrellas pointless.

For navigating the city including public transport google maps is totally fine. You can use the app called Rejseplanen if you want to but generally google maps works just fine.

Get the app DOT Tickets on your phone and set it up before you go if you plan on using public transport. Buying tickets on your phone is waaay easier than having to deal with physical paper tickets. Denmark does have their own version of the oyster card but its pretty much exclusively for danish residents so if you dont have one already youre kinda shit out of luck on that one.

Dont buy alcohol that the venue if you can avoid it. Shits crazy expensive already and at the venue its pretty bad. Buy that shit in supermarkets instead (im not telling you to sneak it in but hey i didnt see anything). 16 yearolds are allowed to drink anything thats like 15% and under, 18+ for everything else.

PLEASE go spend some time in actual Copenhagen. City is fucking great and it would be a shame to miss it.

Do a bit of research beforehand if youre into food at all cause Copenhagen has some really good food if you know where to look (go to gasoline grill). Expect it to be on the expensive side though so if you dont wanna have things be crazy expensive all the time you should cook for yourself in any way possible.

If theres interest in actual sightseeing and stuff youre welcome to msg me on discord wan#5251 or someone else idfk

EDIT:
This travel guide is really well made and well worth the watch. Just dont expect to cycle around in copenhagen. The headache of learning all the rules etc and not pissing people off/being a danger to those around you is simply not worth it imo.

dw bro ur still absolute cringe

One of the few athletes who’s name truly trancends their sport
Truly an icon.
Rip.

:D

kwhat the fuck that roster owns bumfreeze
excited to see you tear up the competition!

like i get that youre trying to reach a wider audience but in the process youre also just misrepresenting the entire scene and comming off as not being genuine to the people i assume youre trying to promote

i realise this series is kinda geared towards pubbers (yet you still somehow gave clockwork blocking a med from spawn the nr1 play once) but it is honestly so frustrating to see a list of the "best plays of the month" and having one of the best clips weve seen at the top level of tf2 in a while be trumped by an open player running a gimmic

dude hes rolled

you know what guys euros suck so im going to start making fun of islam

when i asked credu how serious this team was he simply responded with the following video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6LrAcGD9lE

i once made a video with a song that is banned in 248 countries
there are only 195 countries in the world according to the un