VariWhen I was like I wanna say 10 years old I lived on this farm house in rural maryland. We had a peach tree and peaches would grow on the tree during the spring. So, one day my mongo 10 year old brain thought, dude you know what would be sick? if i got a knife, threw the peaches in the air and sliced them mid-air because idk man that seemed like fun to me. So I get a kitchen knife, i throw a few peaches in the air and I slice a couple in the air and I'm having fun slicing my fucking peaches until. The knife slips out of my fucking hand, falls directly straight down to my leg and just stabs my leg. So I end up limp walking to the front door while screaming for my mom, crying. She eventually hears me screaming, rushes to me to put pressure on my wound while cleaning it and eventually wrapping it in a bandage. Holy shit man whenever I think back to how retarded that was I cringe so hard.
holy shit that was basically fruit ninja gone wrong