Now this is a story all about how
My ego got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became banned from an MGE lair
In MGE East born and raised
Viaduct Mid is where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And farming some elo in these duels
When a couple of gamers who were up to no good
Started stealing elo in my neighborhood
I lost one little fight and my mentor got scared
And said "You're saving your elo and never coming back here!"