I rang for an AM team recently, he also filled in. I could tell he was a good player but man, his constant input and condescending comments were abrasive to put it lightly. That team folded about 2 days later.

I've done a little bit of operating in 10 years of construction but I never had the pleasure of being intoxicated. The corporation probably wouldn't like that.

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I am an alcoholic

Tell that to furries

Also, we’ll need a backup or two who are relatively flexible with their roles.

Do you have an affinity towards hating Deathy? Well then I have a position for you…

My good pal, GAL69000 (not an alt) decided to make a team in this foreign game to him called Team Fortress 2, shortly after the creation of the boomerpugs discord. This team comprised of legendary players such as deathy (the man who couldn’t cut it; according to sandblast), asianriceguy (the best gamer to never play invite), me (the worst gamer to ever play half a season of invite in ESEA S7) and tftv’s newly crowned king shitposter GAL69000. Shortly thereafter we grabbed a new medic to the scene, with a heart of gold and all the potential you can imagine… Angie aka Carrot.

Now as some of you may know, deathy has signed an appealing contract with Skye’s new invite team, betraying his friends and destroying the team. I am now here to pick up the pieces and relive my late teens nostalgia of playing low tier competitive tf2 again. We will be playing in IM, minimum of 2 scrim nights with one night for a quick practice and match, this frequency is due to many of us being old and having previous arrangements.

Here’s where we’re at..

Pocket Scout: ?
Flank Scout: GAL69000
Pocket Solly: ?
Roamer: ?
Demo: (potentially) Magus
Medic: Carrot

I will fill whatever position is needed. This is a real lfp post, despite the memes. Hit me up if you have questions. zephyr#7460 on discord.

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Despite being French Canadian, and dare I say it, a “bit of a separatist”, it is worth noting that Deathy ranks highly on the personality scale. At least in terms of French Canadians.

You know what, tftv_moderators? Fucking shame on you. I've known for a long time that no amount of professionalism or respect is more important than Fucking Memes in this fucking scene, but I genuinely thought you guys above this shit. If you want to be treated like a real sport? Act like it. You wanna be treated like grown-ass adults? Act like one. And don't a goddamn ONE of you come at me like this is a fucking legit strat with fucking b4nny on the bench. It's pointlessly mean. It's a joke for which there is ZERO PUNCHLINE except "LOL look how bad this other team is" as if EVERYONE ON THE PLANET DOESN'T KNOW THIS TEAM IS BAD. It's tacky and rude to your fellow professionals, at least ONE of whom you still claim as "meatsh0t fam". It's childish and petty and stupid and hurtful for absolutely NO GODDAMN REASON except to puff up your own egos. Because it's not enough just to win, or even just to be dominant, you can't have fun until someone else is hurt. I'm going to get a boatload of fucking neckbeards coming at me, mocking me for giving a shit, and I don't care. Just like I'm always mocked and insulted for actually giving a shit about the scout mains in this game. Yes, the players going to laugh it off, because that's their job and they don't have a choice. That doesn't make it less shitty. It's an appalling lack of poor sportsmanship and everyone involved should be ashamed of themselves for being so goddamn childish. And if you were considering coming at me for this I suggest you shut the FUCK up and cry into your goddamn LAN appearance until you learn how not to be a sore fucking winner. I'm preemptively muting this thread because it's not a fucking argument.

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Damn I forgot that I played in CEVO

He cooked swordfish last night

It's a lot of fun playing with some friends, which feels likea must, pretty god awful to play solo.
I think the general consensus is that hacking abilities are absolutely ridiculous, widowmaker is too strong short range, mccree is just a piece of shit and should be completely reworked, you'll almost never beat a mei 1v1 in short range and the lack of aiming required for skills and weapons are too frustrating.

I think the game has the potential to be really competitive, with a high skill ceiling in terms of teamwork, but it currently is far too casual in a lot of respects.

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i like to look quizzical while i rape jellyfish