demoted is cool and is only good when the fidget factor comes into play and likes anime (wtf???)
ex is cool and good at smash and lives in a cool place and skydives in the tftv challenge
simulate is cool and sings in mumble and can't win ultiduo and beat me in the biggest faggot competition
powergamer is cool and has a cool keyboard and is southern and has cool hair

esea epic trololo nice haha

|CTS| No0bѮ™: hey
|CTS| No0bѮ™: u there?
no_future: ye
|CTS| No0bѮ™: u should play cod waw ;P
no_future: who are you
|CTS| No0bѮ™: the jumpers jeep cap guy xD
no_future: oh
|CTS| No0bѮ™: u me and my friend xD
no_future: nty
|CTS| No0bѮ™: xD
|CTS| No0bѮ™: kk xDDDD

it looks sick who cares help me make my tf2 look like this

muma is really good

die die meatshot meatshot die

he isn't an idiot he is really good and sweet and likes doctor who (eww)

dedicated to improving

-How did you feel about your season? What were the good and bad points?

Well I had a kind of bumpy start as the team I was on in the preseason died and at that point almost every team had their 6 settled. Our scouts found their way to high open teams (Kairu and Mumble Robots/Slemnish and Cloud 9) our combo quit for school (Trick/Xoned) this left me and our demo (Peter) scrambling to find teams, luckily enough we both managed to find one he ended up on the ill fated Tim the Tool Taylor and I found my way onto a very steady lower open team as well to play both my first season of Open and Pocket on No Homers Club with about a week left before the signup deadline.

It was a learning experience and everyone on our team were a bunch of troopers but sadly by the end of the season we only managed to scrap together 7 wins and my power supply died right before the final week. Luckily they found an amazing replacement (Elliott PICK HIM UP HE IS SUPER GOOD) and managed to take 3 rounds off the undefeated post roster hijack Omega Rhythm.

Despite our slight roster issues (one of our scouts had to be replaced mid season) I loved all my teammates and season 18 and can't wait for season 19.

-What specific expectations did you have, and which ones got fulfilled? Which ones didn't?

I wanted to go positive in my first season of open but sadly after a loss to Sock Condoms we ended 7-9 but hey we were 7-7 in games I played in so I guess that counts...

How do you feel about the logistics of playing scrims and matches?

I enjoyed every almost match and scrim. They were set up well and everyone should use IRC if they don't already. However I am kind of sore about one of our matches. We gave a team extra time to get 6 players on their roster, and then they ended up picking up Dominiking and Aeriis (http://play.esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=4121530) and Aeriis carried them to victory which made me feel a bit cheated.

-What do you think about the distribution of skill in ESEA?

Everyone should play ESEA so that the skill gap shrinks I felt that if we had more solid teams in open the gap between mid and high open wouldn't have been as massive. Also the troopers on extremely low open teams deserve to have more even competition.

-Will you be playing in S19? If not, what is stopping you from playing again?

Of course, I already found a team.

-How do you feel about how ESEA compares to other leagues?

Every match isn't a roll so that is cool. Everyone tries their hardest and it is much more enjoyable than UGC or that CEVO trainwreck that I played in. Also why the fuck is it single elimination? Single elimination should ONLY be used when the prizepot is winner take all for obvious reasons.

-Are there any specific resources you feel like would help you as a player?

Hopefully I already have what I need but I would love to see all the DM servers get revamped (I am sick of people using pocket pistol) also bring back turbine and other maps, I want more variety (and pro viaduct rc5 please)

-Would you recommend people to play ESEA? If so, under what conditions?

Yes under the condition they have the free time

-What's your next goal?

I want to make playoffs

You'd be surprised (as I was as well) but April appears to be becoming quite a good scout. (then again maybe she just had a really good scrim vs my team)

Also you should call this team like "We Never Relax" or "Just Wipe" because it seems you are some sort of combination of the two teams.

this team is still alive? holy shit... someone on this team must be dedicated as fuck so tryout, they have been together for like 4-5 seasons

Stop posting sizzling stats gargleburry, you seemed level headed when I talked to you like just let your skill speak for itself when you try out, the thread is to show you have a good personality.

BUT LISTEN when I played with him and talked to him he seemed generally nice. He would do fine on most open teams give him a try at the very least, worst case scenario you waste one scrim and find out he deserves 20 minus frags. But it's so early in the preseason and I think he deserves your time.

koreaboo > weeaboo
he won't kill your team and is good at osu

(]c:

jeremy is very good at video games

Iso is a sweetheart