in playoffs round 1 last season vs gcl, my phone somehow mistook my comms for 'ok google' and started blabbering at me and at that exact moment that i looked down at my phone (didn't even reach to turn it off yet), a sniper did the gullywash river hero shot and killed me and we lost the golden cap 5-4
MGEMattopen grand finals s23, goldfish decides to not show up for grand finals as our only pocket all season because presumably bear feared my demoman and paid him off. along with this kev our only other player on the roster refused to ring saying typical kev things like "nah nig you did this to yourself". so in turn we had to forfeit grand finals and from what tri said we are the only team in esea to ever do so
and we actually played a half of this on badlands and went up 3-0 with my flank scout wrech getting a grand total of One Heal (it didnt count buffs similar to sizzlingstats, so i healed him from 124hp one time)
i found the match page LMAO oh boy esea days were wild, nice guy wrech telling people to kill themselves in the match comms https://play.esea.net/match/8441139
also akemi u are a gigantic pussy ROFL change ur name back, u needa own up to the shitlord status u created for urself w/ that alias