im slightly regrettying this lol

Whats a waffle?

Yeah

I was trying to be as honest as possible with them and tell them my upbringing, but now reading it for the second time it does come across as quite arrogant. There are many other traits i could have put in there talking about my uprbinging, but I wanted to come off as relatble

I've started my college app's, and can use all the criticism I can get. I know alot of people are in the same boat as me aswell, so i thought people (including me) could post their essays and get some criticism. Heres mine.

Good DM, really good comm's. Definitely not overrated.

F R A G G E R

Im afraid to try and kill myself again because ive convinced myself that its just another thing ill fail at. I used to act depressed for the meme, but then I got sad. I have 0 reason to be sad and I have the greatest parents that send me all over the world and buy me nice stuff and I take them for granite. I use to love to write, and have like a book and a half done but havnt worked on it for a year for no apparent reason. I spew garbage, think im way better than I am, invite myself into steam friend groups where I shouldnt be, im clingy, annoying, and need constant stimulation or I go crazy. Im extremely gifted when it comes to school but am too fucking lazy to finish the college applications that my mom already had someone half do. Im pretty much a shitty person.

Make another one of these at the end of the season, I wanna see where everyonef falls again

bump just want some tryouts to prove myself

I defintely didnt try meth.

Ok so you need to first throw your hard drive away, wipe it, there can be nothing left. Next take two gallons of gasoline and soak enough towels to evenly cover your house. Take only your dearest belongings and burn the house down. At this point you wont have much time before the fire is reported, so quickly get to the nearest public transportation (DO NOT USE YOUR OWN CAR) take the transportation to the nearest airport and fly to a country that borders a non-extraditable country (I recommend Belize). Now that you are home free you are able to stop worrying about LE and focus on your main goal. At this point you wont have much money to last you very long so your first priority is to find a source of income, and to not be killed. Id recommend starting some type of a farm, start growing produce lets say banana's. It will take quite along time for the banana's to grow from seeds so you should invest your current money/assets into an already existing farm. That way you are able to harvest as soon as the time comes. Now that you have a source of sustainable income you can start plotting your revenge, you are going to be a smart asian man in a foreign country so you need to impress the natives and show them that you are much smarter and better than them. You are good with computers so you could show them how to build small computers and play some games or something. It needs to be something that will amaze them, you are trying to start a small following here. Once you have gathered this small following you need to assign roles to your followers, you need some people to preach the word of slin, and some people to protect you and do tasks for you. At this point your name will start to go around the town wherever you are, and you need to be protected. Id recommend at least two armed guards at all time with you and getting an armored vehicle. The armored vehicle doesn't need to be a HUMV or anything like that but just a car with bullet proof glass and reinforced 1 inch thick steel. You should be able to contact a local mechanic for something like that, I've seen them do stuff like this in the Die hard movies. Now that you are a protected and well respected man, with a small militia you need to start convincing your followers that Sam is satan. We're talking full blown hatred for this man. Show them pictures of him, whats hes like and tell them what he did to you. Ok, so you are going to need to cut yourself, like physically, because when you say that he cut you and you have no scars they will think you are lying. Id recommend a kitchen knife on the thighs, from personal experience razor blades are too finicky and done leave much of a scar. Now that they have full blown hatred for Sam, you need to think of how you are going to fund youre ultimate revenge. Most peoples first thought is drug's. Wrong. Drugs are dangerous and bad for you and you dont want to do that. Insider trading is where the real money can be made, there are plenty of forums on the DNM that can guide you with real insider information (pm me for links/how to's). Now that you have some big bucks its time to start supplying your militia with some artillery, these weapons you are buying now aren't for anything but intimidation factors, Sam still lives in a different country and Jose and his Ak-47 aren't going to be able to do anything to him. You still need to gain more followers so you are going to force people to join your following, and you will start a small community. Once you have enough followers your time to strike is now, these people are so brainwashed that they will die for you to get revenge on what Sam has done to you. Legally speaking these people aren't able to enter the united states, but with the help from your friends on the DNM you have just gotten two dozen fake passports for Jose and his cousins, you will fly them into a major city and stir up some ruckus. Before you let people know why you are there you need to assign one person to track Sam so when he trys to run you can find him. You are a morally good person so you dont kill anyone or commit any acts of terrorism, you just have your followers spread your name. You need some stunt that will let the general public know that you are coming and what your'e coming for. I'd recommend graffiti on a major monument/building saying something about how you are coming for Sam. At this point he will most likely go into hiding, but because you were thinking ahead you know where he is. You capture him, put some chlorophyll on a cloth napkin and smother his nose and mouth. I know its cliche and what happens in all the movies but its effective and efficient. Once you have captured Sam its time to get him back into the country, but you aren't going to just be able to get on a plane with an unconscious body and send him home to you, you need to roofie him. He needs to be conscious enough for you to get him on and off the plane without anyone noticing but he's still agreeing to simple commands, like take off your shoes etc. Once you have finally have him you ask why, and you ask for a non bullshit answer. Then you put him to work, 10 hours a day 7 days a week on the fucking banana farm until his fingers bleed. 1 year and you send him home. You got your revenge and you let the child go. You spend the rest of your days wondering why you cared so much about a stupid game and get fed grapes by Belize babes next to your pool.

Or just look for a new team, what ever makes you happy :D.

Kentucky county clerk Kim Davis was jailed for defying the Supreme Court's order to issue same-sex marriage licenses. She claims the order violates her religious freedom. Does it?

When I get home from my trip i'll post pics of my collection and my shoes I used to have. Gonna list them out now though so I know which ones I need to post.

Current
-2001 Concord 11's
-2008? Cardinal 6's
-Oliver Rousing x Nike Labs trainers
-350 Pirates
-Raf Simmons Stan Smiths
-New Balance 998's Boston Marathons
-Like 3 pairs of New balance 574's
-Purple Heart Tom's loafers.
-Cole Haan x Nike Labs loafers.
-Tsubo GAT's and Military Boots.
-Random running shoes/beaters.

Had
-OG Concords/Breads/Coolgreys/Spacejams
-OG chiacgo 11's
-Tiffany SB's
-Pidegeon SB's
-Heinken SB's
-Papa Bear SB's
-Skunks SB's
-I had an obsurd amount of SB's
-I'll think of more shoes when i go through the pictures on my computer.

bump again

Chunkey made an entire video of him fucking me one pug -.- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LghGKptRn0