ok so I did what flatline said and I've got some random passwords setup for everything with lastpass, I've turned on two step verification on a few of my most important accounts.
I'm very naive and thought something like this would never happen to me and have been really reckless with online security ever since I was young... It's translated into not locking my car and house most of the time too. It finally bit me in the ass this time around.
on accounts where I could see the last sign in I've discovered my attacker is a guy in kiev, ukraine. I'm on hold with my bank right now, transferring me to a higher up department to get my shit straightened out. I only have around $10k in my account so I'm not too worried about it, mostly worried about this guy stealing my identity.
I can't remember why I have scans of all my important shit backed up in anything other than google drive, that's where I messed up the biggest. they are surprisingly good scans too, possibly good enough for reproduction.
anyways let's hope this guy isn't a fucking dick and fucks up my life
heres a meme I found when going through my dropbox last night that got me kicked out of class in high school because I laughed so hard on the middle of class when I saw it on reddit:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/50/d0/82/50d082dc57f53ec88dbb3d2e84e5bfd6.jpg