mustard if u post anything mean like that again i will nickname u "saltysally2" on steam so i wud watch ur mouth!1!!!!shift+1!1!!!!eleven!1!!1!!!!!!11!!!1

I have many feels right now.

1. Ive never had a girlfriend. I have had "sexual contact" with women but I've never had a relationship and im 17 >_<
2. I hate english but im good at it and I like math but im bad at it. This makes school really annoying.
3. I go to a weird private school full of social retards and my parents get mad at me for not hanging out with people >_>
4. Im way too skinny. Im 5'11 and 120 pounds holy shit.
5. All the girls I know that like me live 2000 miles away in both the east and west directions.
6. This girl in my english class thinks I creep on her but I don't because she's really gross looking and has a manly voice. She told a bunch of people that I was trying to feel up her "boobs" during class. Ashfeisedfrew she's retarded.
7. One of my best friends just deleted me on facebook and whenever I try to talk to her she just says stupid bitchy shit. Its really shitty because I live really far away from her now and it was the best way to keep in touch : /
8. I asked mustardoverlord on a date and he said no.

moist

wireless is for iphone casual gamer moms

super adorable male/female harmonies with lyrics about fapping or something intellectual and artsy like that.

i can see it now.

scott, ily, but if you did cheat, which I don't think you did, you should have at least gone big with your cheating.

all the small thingsssssssssssssssssssssss

so for the past year or so ive been together an "album". The songs are about really deep stuff, like masturbating, korean pop stars, attractive milfs at starbucks, masturbating to facebook, luring a little boy into your home to cut off his limbs, and peeing in a girls butt. Prepare your butt for cell phone microphone level recording quality and some very pitchy singing!

http://capnfapn.bandcamp.com/

list of people that have bought any of these songs:
1. roody

"highlights"
http://capnfapn.bandcamp.com/track/my-heart-will-go-on
http://capnfapn.bandcamp.com/track/k-pop-a-boner

edited it because i split it into 2 albums with the least bad songs on one and the worst songs on another.

the lillingtons - war of the worlds

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xBOFmWJN_E

im pretty sure that i look like a capnfapn

scout is underpowered?

you mean roamer right lol

this was beautiful ;_;

I cant believe im in a frag video!

GETTING RAPED BY TONE POT FUCK

pls vortex pls ;_;