I got kicked out of one preschool for biting the watcher lady and cutting a kid with safety scissors. In first grade they called my parents for pantsing a kid at the urinal. In third grade me and a friend were messing around in stall of bathroom and looking inside the ceiling when the same kid I pantsed 2 years ago walked in on us and told principal. We had to help janitor clean as punishment but the janitor was cool as hell and bought us snacks and soda. Then in 5th grade I was on safety patrol and I had done something and got kicked off and was not allowed to participate in any school events for rest of year. The funny part is that it was so worthless that I dont even remember what I did. Then in 6th grade this kid threatened me saying he was gonna shoot me and I told him flat out I would kill him before he had a chance and the teacher heard me and I got detention for threatening someone's life but the kid didn't cause he didn't threaten my life. In 8th grade everyone in class was throwing pencils in ceiling and when teacher came in everyone pointed at me and he called principal and I started crying because I only threw one of the 20 up there. In 10th grade this guy tackled me for sitting in his seat and I hit my head pretty bad on the concrete and this teacher dragged me to office and we both got suspended for 5 days for fighting but the people at my table stuck up for me saying I didn't do anything wrong and they called my parents and apologized but still set me for 3 days of suspension and 2 days iss. I've actually gotten in trouble a lot more than that but I can't really remember any notable stupidity from me or school. I've also been bullied and had much worse things done to me with no repercussions for the other people.
Edit: sorry posting from phone. Another thing I remember is sleeping in class and the teacher woke me up by putting a note on my desk that was like a punishment warning and I needed to sign it. I looked beside me and the guy beside me was sleeping too so I told her I wasn't gonna sign it and I got 3 days iss for that.