someone was 3 hours late to a shift and they called in like "i got lost in the woods without my phone last night and ive been wandering around the wilderness until i found a little town with a pharmacy who let me borrow their phone"
also we were swamped one day and i went out back to grab something and she was sitting there pouring a cup of water into an empty cup and then pouting it back. she had to have been going for like 10 minutes with that