AimIsADickIt doesn't make sense for me indeed; but I just thought it would make sense for European competitive players.
you should ask EU comp players if they think learning a new language could help them win more games instead of just thinking it could help them win more games.
make an online poll/survey asking EU players if its worth learning Esperanto, preferably in new thread since this thread is in the dumpster and won't attract much attention.