OhMyDog

If ANYONE is going to be near LAX at 12PM tomorrow I could still use a hot ride (with compensation of course) otherwise I guess I'm hittin my Uber bind

Hey boys and girls and boygirls I will be coming into LAX at 1230pm friday and desperately need a ride to the lan. I don't care who u are as long as you're not a registered sex offender, even then I probably won't care or report you. I will pay for ur In-N-Out if u help a brother out. DM me if you are available pls and ty

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midwest

not smoking weed until i was in college smh all the high school years wasted

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY

My friend Alex's roommate, Doug, was a big time partier. He would go to raves every other day and then get upset that he failed tests because "no one told me that there was shit goin on that day, bro". Naturally, he had lots of drugs in his room and was a drug dealer himself, having bragged about moving $30k of molly in a month before. As an aside, he thought that the hot sauce given to us in the cafeteria was giving him ulcers which was his excuse for missing every single class he had, but was unable to stop using it because the food was that bad apparently (he dropped out after one semester).
One Saturday night, being bored of my roommate who would bring the same two pig-ugly bitches into our room everyday and play Mario Kart with them for hours, decided to swing by Alex's room cause he always had a shitton of snacks and if I was gonna be bored to tears then at least I'd have a lot of fucking chips and queso in my stomach. Well this particular night Doug didn't do out, but had three friends with him who were passing around a g-pen with wax while watching Whitest Kids U Know. Doug offered me a hit and of course I obliged because I wasn't no pussy bitch. My friend Alex took a couple hits too cause I pressured him into it. I was feeling great and mostly just watched the show which had me in tears while my friend Alex stared at the screen with a blank face. I would later find out that he was basically paralyzed and had to communicate with me through blinks, one blink for yes and two blinks for no. We had a fantastic time playing CoD and other shit and I dominated since they all blew ass at video games. At the end of the night Alex was still sitting on the futon staring at the fucking turned off TV. I asked him if he was gonna be okay and he blinked once. So I went to sleep. Ever since then I gotta stay high cause yall bitches be wylin lmao. THe End

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Smart boy smart calls smart m2

Very dedicated, find him a group of good gamers

i dont know why this is such a meme

what do you expect, playoffs?

edit: forgot this was smesi ty for making cookiejake be able to see things

edit2: you're right hellbent and we are definitely doing our best to improve daily. i believe our team can make waves, which is why i don't get the negativity ive seen in the forums lately, but i also don't see a problem with getting 6th/7th/not 0-16 for a first time.

https://www.twitch.tv/blazincookie/v/65412827

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Demoted, aka cheesedick22, is back

I've been to a couple of plays on Broadway, saw The Book of Mormon two years ago. Definitely quality show and had great seats. You'll have a great time at Hamilton