a script that allows you to use wrap assassin/sandman while also having M2 bound to winger jumping when on scatter/winger

alias +wingerjump "slot2; +jump"
alias -wingerjump "slot1; -jump"

bind MOUSE2 "+wingerjump"
bind "1" "-attack2; slot1; bind MOUSE2 +wingerjump"
bind "2" "-attack2; slot2; bind MOUSE2 +wingerjump"
bind "3" "slot3; bind MOUSE2 +attack2"

drop this ^ in scout.cfg, make sure to put your normal 1/2/3 binds in your other class configs if you dont want them to be super messed up

bind "1" "slot1"
bind "2" "slot2"
bind "3" "slot3"

weird i love having deep and thoughtful discussions like "would you rather fight a raccoon everytime you open your car door or fight a gorilla unannounced once a year." in b4nnys chat all the time

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/998016050270572584/1017652422769905694/rip-bozo-smoking.gif

have them play the game. everyone who's good started off by playing the game and learning what stuff was, if they don't know the basics of the game then the best way to teach them is to play with them and maybe answer any questions, it's not complicated and should not be difficult, it just will undoubtedly take time.

where is slin

auto reload is default on there's no excuse for having it off anymore

Yeah, it's default bound to ALT, and it's very, very useless.

this works for me: type

unbindall

into console, it makes ur fps better by unbinding all unnecessary buttons :) I do it every 5 minutes and my fps more than doubles (20->45)

send pics

"Even though this thread was made as a complete joke it does reflect reality in many ways and has helped me with this situation overall."
I was in a call with him while writing this, my original intention was to make it sounds as much like a copypasta as possible. I think I succeeded with that as well as my secondary goal of getting actual help here. This thread still seems more and more regrettable over time. I still think it's fucking funny.

talking is usually unproductive as he tries to argue with what I'm saying instead of absorbing it and trying to actually improve himself from this criticism, turning it into an argument more than a discussion about how we can improve as players, or alternatively turning to whataboutism and saying
"What about you? What about how bad you are!"
instead of actually trying to improve. Anything I try and say to him is always countered with a statement from him trying to defend his undeniably stupid and shitty actions instead of trying to improve himself. Sometimes, though, he comes back some hours later and apologizes for his actions, and then changes completely absolutely fucking nothing there-on-out.

From this thread, I've gotten real answer(s?) as to what I can do. Even though this thread was made as a complete joke it does reflect reality in many ways and has helped me with this situation overall.

unimportant

+rep good aim

you are right, he has found this thread.

i drop like once every 2-3 scrims