// Disable ragdolls
cl_ragdoll_fade_time 0
cl_ragdoll_forcefade 1
cl_ragdoll_physics_enable 0
g_ragdoll_fadespeed 0
g_ragdoll_lvfadespeed 0
ragdoll_sleepaftertime 0

//Disable gibs
cl_phys_props_enable 0
cl_phys_props_max 0
props_break_max_pieces 0
r_propsmaxdist 1
violence_agibs 0
violence_hgibs 0

a little back story to how this all happened:

it all started when a call of duty professional held up a box of papa john's pizza and his teammate tweeted them saying he could increase their sales by 300% (as a joke) and they tweeted him to message them. they then tweeted out the player that held up the box (OpTic NaDeSHoT)'s stream and then tweeted this out.

do you really believe that in 3-5 years dota will become boring to watch when people have been watching it played competitively since 2005?

http://teamfortress.tv/forum/thread/5757-good-mousepads

I don't understand why he'd play the Texans' D against Tom Brady. Either way he was going to get screwed over in one category.

i've done it, it's not really that weird. after playing like 1 game with it.

i don't play jungler heroes/micro-intensive heroes very often though.

numpad 7 = slot 1
4 = slot 2
mouse 5 = slot 3
space = slot 4
3 = slot 5
mouse 4 = slot 6

works like a charm and your hand feels comfortable with it because all of the keyboard choices (except for numpad 7) are close to your QWER skill buttons