lads i have reinstalled and now things feel ok and i recommend the same to you op. i promised we would get through this together and look at us.
we made it.
the thing that i downloaded the night this went shitty again was avast btw so maybe that's the common software that's fucking us? i don't know brother, all i know is that we are probably both safe from this mouse accel hell and that's all that matters. stay safe.
ty to all those that have helped the cause
edit: ok i installed the mark's shit to get rid of accel and now it feels weird omggg i fucked it up