do u suffer from Insomnia is that why u didnt sleep for 30 hours or is it drug related what was going on

Dwapking can have all my elo

i dont want to derail this thread but ask him about it like i dont know why he thinks this about my neck. first of all he thought i was ugly but then, in an attempt to just save face and not rreally gloat that i recently modelled for this brand and they put me in vogue and how i was street scouted and stuff so from that he said well models kind of have weird features and i would agree like look at Molly Bair, who while certainly isn't ugly, has unusual features for sure and so i really have 2 options

1. post a selfie

2. post a pic of my brother's neck, as promised

and when i kind of took back my promise he started typing whilst hesitating and said 'ah wel... nevermind' stuff like that and he used the word 'cockblocked' so i said oh alright fine i'll do it but for starters i dont really have pics of my brother's neck and a lot of people don't like me anymore so i cna't really do it

before someone gets mad this is the mge thread and this is kinda about mge

but yeah i think elos a good thing and should remain how it is. if the number is higher than 2100 then you really don't need to care because anyone over 2100 can beat anyone else like anyone even mike with enough tries but not timus because he awakened the RINNEGAN and from that point on mge is kind of meaningless other than a way of warming up or zoing out. like banny uses for even though hes playing vs 1300 elo bottom feeders everyday hes still getting the practice he would vs playing Dolphin Rider because it accomplishes the same thing because hes already got all the skills you could possibly learn from mge

more on the Rinnegan later but its got something to do with Timus bloodline and also the small % of heroin found in latvian waters and how its fused with his skin cells to awaken the strength of The Sage of Six Paths

telephone fans actually more mature now because ive raised him for the past like 2 months or so and now he can:

1. analyse both modern and traditional painting, particularly that by rothko, picasso, rembrandt, turner and especially Egon Schile
2. play the violin
3. speak mandarin, dutch and french
4. listens to Beethoven
5. has an incredible palate where he can tell you exactly what kinda wine you just gave him even tho u didnt tell him and there's no labels anywhere

what do you mean avoiding every mge strat for the past couple of months? we played like a month ago and that was the sweatiest pull any trick out the hat kinda game that anyone's ever done to me when i'm playing scout ever in all the years ive played this game by far and im not saying that because i have some kind of personal issue with you thats just how it was.

your also naming the some of the least gay people to play against as in kn, papi, polygon, aerin, brujman(?) so i think you are just playing on another planet. like those are the people who i can tolerate playing more than once in a row and i'd even play them on maps that i don't even like playing like bad mid or even spire

as for what Vulcan said NA has the same issues with it like bullet somehow has 2800 elo, which no player on EU has ever had, evne farmed, but had to silent remove from me at 18 because he got scared he was gonna lose to 150-500 ping on a laptop with 15 ping, and then theres that juju situation and how everyone has wayyyyy more elo than they're supposed to and how shotgun switching is just common shit to them

the elo EU shit is just like 2 people autokrab and vis and sometimes nagle but not since he has his alt which he nomrlaly uses and even though is open about it being his alt he doesnt care just like how kn was

im actually supposed to post my brother's neck on the forums at nagle's request and i've promised him i would do it but i don't think the forum police would let me.

basically nagle thinks me and my family have really fat necks but the rest of our bodies is normal. its just the neck that's fat. so i said i wouldn't mind posting my brother's neck in order to prove once and for all that our necks are actually kind of normal, as in our necks are on the longer side with pointy adam's apples and ive been looking at my adams apple ever since and yes, its pointy. but i havent got around to it because i dont think the forum denizens will allow me

so Jake was short for Jacob all along

what the fuck ive done some more research and it seems this is an mge couple for real

this is a new tier of cringe in the thread.

kn are you gay? like dating Ducky? o_0

anyways i do think that you are now as good as your elo is but i remember u coming out of no where, with top 5 elo and rockets like a 1700 player and i was surprised because i had never played someone who had such bad aim with that much elo before and then i saw that you had 300k points along with Eevove and everyone else had like 180k and how your k/d was much better than anyone in the server. the gaps closed since then but look

https://imgur.com/a/12NzlZK

so thats why i think u did that... but now you hit your shots like a 10 ping player should i guess so its not rly relevant its just kinda funny #3 is auto btw #14 being a prem soldier whos literally played more than u

anyways im sure ive played vis and Eam on servers with no elo and thats just how they play i don't think u guys get it its not gonna fix anything removing it and it gives me a reference as to who im playing and its a good measurements of what to expect

as in if its a 1600-1900 scout hes gonna do the shit that Clockwork was saying in this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svCmXhYxMGc

which is just literally nonsense and it also means that they are going to eat every rocket you fire and u can even 20-0 them and its funny but if hes got like 1900-2100 hes gonna tap adada as fast as possible (unless hes prem) because he thinks thats good movement but its not and still eat every rocket unless he holds s which u can tell by how long they've played the server for (dying tom)

or like if hes a 1600-1900 soldier hes gonna play instinctively as in how you would approach it properly and then after that its like how Juno is when he streams when hes analysing every step and i mean him specifically its fun sometimes but itss still conscious and u can tell hes thinking

and thats why elos a good thing is because u can tell things about people from it and then u can decide how youre feeling. do u wanna play pistol only or do you wanna actuallypractice your aim hitting a pussy hole like vis? gives u a decision. and u might think thats bullshit because theres no way u can predict what someones gonna do before u even play them and id agree on paper but its true every single time

and i mean ya i play a lot of 1900 shitties but ive beaten like every player on that #50 list on 2 classes and yeah tehy've all beaten me too so i mean its not like i cant hold myself with other people with 2400 elo. to tell the truth most of my elo is taken from prem soldiers like polygon and nation. i dont get elo from anyone below 2100 i think. i was 2500 until like a month ago when i started only playing scout, then i went down to like 2.1 and then back up again because i got better at scout

i was waiting for this when i saw the comments

how was ur vacation

do you have cracked version or legit?

negative nancey is back with the 36 second plus frag... -_-

whats the difference between people who farm mge elo and people who + frag themselves on tftv? seems like the same thing

because you don't have to be concious at all to play mge. the idea for tf2 for me at least (idk about the others) is just to kill time or in between reading books to refresh my mind because i just zone out and i dont focus on anything and before you know it 4 hours have passed and then i can go skate with my friends

i play CA quake live too for same reasons and its a lot funnier because the quake mains think im a hacker but also gotta kinda use your brain for it and i cant be good at it with 500 ping so i dont do it as much as pub/mge

who would win in a fight to the death 2016 prem season Timus or Chuck Norris

well actually ive seen timus lift up the crate on gran mid with his bare hands and ive never seen mike do that

yeah but one day mike joined gran mid and timus joined, which was the only time i saw him play another map, and he beat mike multiple times i didnt see him lose so idk if he did or not. i never saw him even remotely lose the whole time he was active

when timus was like proper div 6 he would play the other ones too, more of an endif kinda guy and thats what he was more known for