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TheFragileGXL 2015
I get a king suite that is separated into two rooms. Some of the TFTV production crew stays with me, as well as my roommate, and Alfa. The production crew wasn't going to arrive until late Friday / early Saturday or something like that, so the first night was my roommate, Alfa, and me. Alright, cool.
After I leave the LAN for the night, I hit up Marmaduke's room. There's Marmaduke, Rick, Rando, 4-5 other people that I can't remember off the top of my head (I know some of them were Rick's crew that he brings to some LANs), and a very wasted Alfa. I guess some of them went to some restaurant before this and got some Italian food or something, too. Anyway, we chill in the room for a while. Sometime later, Alfa said he was gonna go back to the room to get some sleep. When I leave, I notice Alfa is in the lounge area, nearly passed out at a table. I wake him up and we go to the room.
So, king suite = king bed. Alfa and I share the king bed. We chat for a little bit, but I said that I really wanted to try to get some sleep. Now, keep in mind that over the past few months, I've had various health problems with restlessness, increased heart rate for no reason, dizziness, panic attacks, waking up in the middle of the night in a panic, etc. Just a whole bunch of annoying shit (which I think ended up being bad anxiety). So, I really wanted to try to fall asleep quickly before some of those things possibly happened. I could hear him texting a bit, which didn't really bother me or anything.
Ten minutes pass by, and I hear him go "blurrruhghgh."
I immediately think to myself "you know, that kinda sounded like he almost threw up or something, but I'm gonna just go back to sleep with full confidence that he's not throwing up and I won't have to deal with this shit right now :DDDdd"
Ten seconds later, I hear him go "BLURRRUGHGHGUGHH." He UNQUESTIONABLY threw up. The room was pitch black, but it didn't matter. Remember the part of the third Matrix movie where Neo is blind but he can still use his hearing to perfectly visualize everything? Yeah, I could just visualize the chunks flying out of his mouth. I could feel the vibrations of the vomit splashing against the bed. It was fucked. It was all fucked.
I reluctantly got out of bed and turned on the lights. I see Alfa, throwing up all over the fucking bed. That Italian restaurant he hit up earlier? All over the bed. Just this incredible cocktail of tomato sauce and alcohol, giving wonderful color to the entire bed where all the sheets, comforters, and pillows that were formerly white. He looks up at me and says "ugh, help." I laugh and go "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?" I look around, and the only thing I see are these trash cans that are like 3 inches by 10 inches (seriously). I give him this entirely unhelpful trash can, to which I don't even think he bothered to throw up in.
Now, I cannot stress enough how much of an endless stream this boy had vomited. It lasted for what seemed like five or ten minutes. I made him get up and finish his Pollock splatter painting in the sink. When he seemed to reach the end of his vomit spree, he went into the bathroom. While he was cooling off in there, I called the front desk and explained that my retard friend threw up all over the sheets and needed some new ones. At this point, I notice it's like 3 AM and who the fuck knows when I'll be able to fall asleep. My roommate is still in the other part of the suite, completely passed out and oblivious to everything that just happened.
Some chick comes up to the room with trash bags, ready to bag up these vomit-infested sheets. I already feel awful for the girl already, so I tell her not to worry about it and I'll bag up the sheets and give them to her. I also give her like a $10 tip, which I think I had Alfa reimburse me for because fuck this shit. She came back up with new sheets and I put them on the bed, then asked Alfa if he wanted some water or something. He said sure, so I went down to the lobby to grab him some water. I could still hear Alfa periodically throw up while he was in the bathroom, but it seemed like it wasn't as frequent as when it had started. I knock on the bathroom to give him some water, and he tells me to come in. I open the door to hand him the water. Alfa is on the toilet, and he's shirtless with his pants down to his ankles, with fresh vomit ALL OVER HIS LEGS AND PANTS. Oh my fucking god.
After everything has calmed down, I try to go to sleep. Alfa is still recovering in the bathroom. I try to sleep for almost an hour, but I am extremely restless and my heart rate is racing. I feel extremely uneasy and my anxiety tells me I need to go to the emergency room. Again, this is part of the full year where I had various health problems and couldn't figure out what was wrong. I wake up my roommate and tell him to bring me to the ER. We go to the ER, doctor tells me I'm fine and gives me some stuff to calm down, and I'm out of there in about an hour.
We get back to the hotel, and I was so worried about my health that I didn't mention a single thing to my roommate. In fact, I don't even know if he was aware that Alfa was in the room. My roommate was headed towards the bathroom, and all I wanted to do was go back to bed, so I didn't think anything of it. My roommate opens the door, jumps back, and yells "WHAT THE FUCK???"
My poor roommate just wanted to take a shit after a rough morning of taking me to the ER, but he is unexpectedly greeted by a completely passed out Alfa on the toilet, completely naked from head to toe, head resting on his knees, legs still covered in dry vomit, basically surrounded in a vile pool of what used to be food and alcohol. Even trying to brush your teeth was a chore, because the sink was doused in various noodles birthed by Alfa hours earlier.
The hotel was not gonna clean up the mess and neither was I. Alfa had to stay back at the room for an hour and clean everything (which I will say he did a good job). Still, what a fucking night.
aaaaand there goes my appetite :)
good read!
senddismantle into 7 pieces and put one piece on each continent
or hide one piece in each temple throughout HIGHrule
cookiejakebleghfarechttps://clips.twitch.tv/LaconicScaryWitchItsBoshyTimewouldnt have popped that shit even if i was sober marms a BITCH
ya ur a real thug medic arent ya
i'd love to MGE you sometime
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this guy is 95% less retarded than he was last year, hes actually showing alot of promise and has a much better attitude literally towards everything, like I said in the last one, he still young and has a lot to learn but the potential is most definitely there, try him out
DAN2YHere are screenshots of how they look ingame by the way:
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/88225128365002365/E3B02975CF9A02374ED431B8B591910FA635100E/
that is absolutely beautiful, I would buy