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Sup. We're looking for some top of the line mothafuckas. No thumb twiddling, no ego, no trip, none of that. Think you got what it takes? Think again. This ain't no mickey mouse kid's meal shit. I'm talking about some high quality grade-A, cream of the crop shit. We're gonna take IM by storm. There will be no mercy. Not only do we expect you to be fucking amazing but you better have positivity dripping out the ass. Negative nancies fucking suck. And let me tell you, that shit is cancer and we want none of that. Another thing; no bitches. Go whine and dine somewhere else cause BIG BOYS ain't havin' it.
You've never heard of the BIG BOYS before? Ha! Well let me jog your memory. We got Walka, the world class jumping all-star. You'll watch this guy soar like a majestic eagle right into your fucking face. We got Bio, the swag dragon himself. He'll kick your teeth in and make you cry uncle. We got "pt", who needs no introduction. And last, but certainly not least, we've got me. The man behind this entire operation.
I've got matters to attend to so I'll wrap this up. You think you've got what it takes to be a BIG BOY? Alright sunshine. Drop the ego and add me to proceed to phase 2 of the initiation process. Alternatively you can schedule an ass-pounding for this week as we'll need to put our tryouts to the test.
See you soon,
hooli out.
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