What did the Heavy say when he saw a Spy with a Spy-cicle?
"Icy Spy!"
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he never really was on your side.
Your moms so ugly, not even spy would disguise as her.
Wife: Honey,Some men just broke our security system and stole our stuff!
Gamer Husband: A Spy is a sappin' Ma Sentry!
What wakes Spy up in the morning?
Bed Ringer.