These NA bro dudes that are barely coherent in their own language and just grind tf2 whole day with short breakes to masturbate to anime are actual, virulent, fucking cancer. A tumor growing on this games scene. They hate the game but the only alternative is to go back to school or work at mcdonalds so they just keep at it. Their psyche too fragile to take things not going perfectly for them IN A VIDEOGAME because daddy didnt know how to raise a boy.

shave it all off including ur eyebrows and start referring to urself in the 3rd person

https://i.gyazo.com/88d2265559baffd036cbee29bbc8b2ce.png

are you planning on playing games on ur 15 inch 60hz display as well?

id recommend just getting a cheap (200 or less) burner laptop for classes and buying a decently specced out desktop

youll get better gaming performance at home and better portability/battery life

cookiejake still uses booster seats

long haired banny barely said anything and was just a little wizard who was really good at tf2

when he cut the locks and sat up straight it all changed

turns out 4 years of 12 year olds telling u ur a god fucks with ur head

man i like iceiceice a lot but the dude hasnt shown up to an event since ti3

hey botmode

tambo was on faint not woodpig quantum ty

vhalin helped me a lot when i was learning and the two points he always drove home were

1. tf2 becomes easy when you learn from your deaths
2. back up until u have an advantage and push forward til u dont

dont play scrims to win scrims

dont play the game if youre just going to autopilot

have a point and a purpose to what you want to practice

find somebody better than you who doesnt mind answering your questions

also every time i turn on a tf2 stream now im amazed at how many people dont react to something thats called/cant deduce or figure out what is happening based on comms

you dont have to be a motormouth to play this game and a lot of people talk way too much while saying too little

you do have to be able to constantly intake information and figure out how to use it to your advantage

a strong contingent of my mumble is banned from FITH for getting into it over voice with an admin over the topic of 'sonic the hedgehog is canonically gay'

games not ruined but playing competitively definitely is

i dont like spacecadet and i dont like agreeing with him but having some guy with a getawhale-level grasp of how tf2 (and tf2 leagues should) work is 100% without a doubt a downgrade to the nameless faceless ESEA that everybody constantly complained about

arbitrary player transaction approval and leaving sandbagging up to admin discretion will at best be inconvenient and will more likely kill off a significant number of the more experienced tf2 players who just want to play the game 2 nights a week for fun

which, id like to remind y'all, is all people play tf2 for anymore

i'm aware that a lot of people have very VERY negative opinions on sandbagging but with how sparse our divisions are already i highly doubt u want all those people to just not play tf2

i hope it works out but everything ive seen in my ~decade of competitive gaming says otherwise

another thing i dont like is agreeing with banny but hes right when he says viaduct is the odd map out and shouldnt be in the rotation because of how different it is, upset potential, etc

whats the criteria for badlands and granary being removed? they still do a good job of determining which team is better

are we removing them because people dont think the maps are fun? every map sucks if u never scrim it and always associate losing with it

honestly at this point i cant wait until froyo wins 3 of these in a row then gets banned from playing together after sigafoo gets sick of paying bannys rent

good fucking luck

every human who has wendys above d tier doesnt own a single piece of cutlery that isnt made out of plastic

sigh is a f350 dually trip is an old rusted out ford ranger with the calvin and hobbes peeing on the cross sticker partially scratched off

shameless self promotion here but i always liked that our team name was short enough to be a tag by itself