Hello, this is froot's mother. I regret to inform you that froot was just hit by a bus and killed. He will not be able to participate in the invite division this season. The kactus has been wactused.

6-team invite looking fat

I was under the impression that the gold standard was the world's 50 best list:
https://www.theworlds50best.com/list/1-50

I ate at #9 btw and it was incredible :)

I guess you meant halfway through the offseason

have you ever been to ny or are you literally just talking about dominos

nah because I was lucky enough to not grow up in the suburbs

only if you prefer neapolitan pizza to ny style!

(although I've heard some people lowkey prefer pizza from rome which I've never had)

yeah playing horse with your dad and your little sister and then going to chuck e cheese after sure sounds fun!

https://origin-www.nycgo.com/images/venues/4787/rucker-park-harlem-manhattan-nyc-photo-kate-glicksberg_1141__x_large.jpg

p.s. the problem with the uk is that their entire history of good local produce, seafood etc. was singlehandedly eradicated by the existence of this video:

https://twitter.com/Hector_E_Alcala/status/1261434461318610944

america has plenty of great food, the problem is we also invented these open-air prisons called "suburbs" where all happiness goes to die

some of us were blessed to live in places w/ more consistently good nosh tho!

although I will say it's hard to top places like spain and france for sheer consistency (with probably the single best food city I've ever been to being san sebastian)

I would say doom and atcq are vastly better than aesop rock so idk where I fit in that equation

good shout

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/027/763/07B89120-B48D-45FB-AF1D-49AF6CD16790.jpeg

invite team is dead, for once it wasn't my fault yay!!! (still got fucked tho)

judging by that team spreadsheet going around pretty much every invite/high advanced team is pretty happy with their current demoman so I know this is almost certainly not gonna lead to good offers but in case someone has to quit halfway thru the season or something I am here

before my team imploded I felt like I was competitive with the other demos in low/mid invite (not sure which teams fall into which of those two terms, it's pretty arbitrary)

at the very least I was doin well enough to help ensure that we got force moved up which was reason 1 our team died lmao (to be clear I was fine with playing advanced or invite either way)

warning to advanced teams: don't scrim this team because if you beat them you will be moved up to invite

Hey only two people have said joyner lucas and no one has said logic, we’re doing better than we could’ve been